Hello, good evening and welcome to week nine of the NFL season.
Last year, or even two years ago, this game would have been a prime-time matchup you circled on the calendar. Lamar Jackson and the Ravens vs. Mike McDaniel’s offense? Yes, please and may I have another?
Cut to today and the Ravens look like the bench scene from Space Jam…
…and the Dolphins have regressed so badly that there’s a non-zero chance Mike McDaniel doesn’t finish the season as head coach.
Life’s weird like that, you know?
Here’s what you need to know to watch tonight’s game:
Who: Baltimore Ravens (2-5) at Miami Dolphins (2-6)
What: Thursday Night Football
Where: Hard Rock Stadium, Miami Gardens, FL
When: Thursday, October 30, 7:15 p.m. CDT
Why: Because this game is gonna be a train wreck and I can’t wait.
How: Amazon Prime Video*, NFL+* (*subscriptions required)