Okay friends, it’s my birthday week — so yes, I’m milking it for all it’s worth — and what better way to celebrate than with a little Browns slander and some cosmic football tea? This week’s episode of The Stephie Smalls Show is basically a rollercoaster that starts with me and Colby Marchio (aka “The Big Cheese”) trying to preview the 2025 Cleveland Browns… and quickly realizing that might be the fastest preview we’ve ever done. Because honestly, how many different ways can you say “your team might be trying to lose”?
We cover it all: the Browns’ quarterback hoarding habits (Flacco and Pickett and Huntley — gotta catch ’em all?), the Myles Garrett love/hate vibes, and why their schedule is basically a 17-week dare from the football gods. We even squeeze in some spicy player prop talk and my new betting rule: I’m not touching a win total unless I like your backup QB.
Then, things take a turn for the magical — and no, it’s not just the sugar rush from my birthday cake — when Gracey from @northastrology joins the show. She’s been tracking moon cycles for every Chiefs game since 1963 (!!!) and the stars are saying Patrick Mahomes is DONE with his terrible transit. Translation: the Chiefs are back, and the rest of the league might want to sage their stadiums.
We mix football, astrology, and chaos into one sparkly little package. You’ll laugh, you’ll question your life choices, you might even start checking your horoscope before betting.
So grab your headphones, pour yourself something fun (coffee… or coffee with “extra birthday spirit”), and let’s talk Browns misery, Chiefs destiny, and everything in between.
🎧 Listen now — it’s my birthday, and you owe me.