Giants ended up being wrong even when Mike Kafka’s gamble was right

DETROIT — Here is the deal:

If the Giants tell you it’s a bright and sunny day, pack your umbrella and rain boots. It’s gonna be a deluge.

If the Giants tell you it’s Sunday, make sure you put on your work clothes and head into the office, because it actually is Monday.

If the Giants tell you to jump, you should slide. If they tell you to speed up, slow down.