{"id":57113,"date":"2025-05-17T10:05:20","date_gmt":"2025-05-17T10:05:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.rawchili.com\/nfl\/57113\/"},"modified":"2025-05-17T10:05:20","modified_gmt":"2025-05-17T10:05:20","slug":"titans-schedule-release-video-as-commercial-spoof-schedule-rizi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rawchili.com\/nfl\/57113\/","title":{"rendered":"Titans schedule-release video as commercial spoof ‘Schedule-rizi’"},"content":{"rendered":"

The Tennessee Titans<\/a>‘ social media and video production teams continue to win on NFL schedule release day.<\/a><\/p>\n

The team’s 2025 schedule<\/a> video is a deft commercial spoof, titled “Schedule-rizi.” Straight out of a “Saturday Night Live”-style sketch, Schedule-rizi is a clever play on the seemingly constant Skyrizi commercials on television. (You know the familiar Skyrizi theme even if you don’t think you do.<\/a>)<\/p>\n

“Schedule-rizi” is purported to be for moderate-to-severe cases of “Football Season Withdrawal.”<\/p>\n

The best part of the video? The listed side effects, which are matched up with each 2025 Titans<\/a> opponent. They include:<\/p>\n

“Altitude sickness” (at Denver in Week 1)”Gridlock” (LA Rams in Week 2)”Hand, foot and mouth disease” (Colts in Weeks 3 and 8)”Impostor syndrome” (Texans in Weeks 4 and 11) (Ouch)”Heat stroke” (Arizona in Week 5)”Crapping out” (Las Vegas in Week 6)”Melancholy” (Mike Vrabel and the Patriots in Week 7)”General malaise” (LA Chargers in Week 9)”Jet lag” (Seattle in Nashville in Week 12)”Jock itch” (Jaguars in Weeks 13 and 18)”Diarrhea” (Cleveland in Week 14)”Heartburn” (at San Francisco in Week 15)”Nausea” (Kansas City in Week 16)”Slurred speech” (New Orleans in Week 17)<\/p>\n

Well done, Titans production team.<\/p>\n

RANK ‘EM: Every Titans schedule release video, ranked<\/a><\/p>\n

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Week 1:\u00a0(Sept. 7): at Denver Broncos<\/a>, 3:05 p.m. CT on FOXWeek 2:\u00a0(Sept. 14): vs. Los Angeles Rams<\/a>, noon CT on CBSWeek 3:\u00a0(Sept. 21): vs. Indianapolis Colts<\/a>, noon CT on CBSWeek 4:\u00a0(Sept. 28): at Houston Texans<\/a>, noon CT on CBSWeek 5:\u00a0(Oct. 5): at Arizona Cardinals, 3:05 p.m. CT on CBSWeek 6:\u00a0(Oct. 12): at Las Vegas Raiders, 3:05 p.m. CT on FOXWeek 7:\u00a0(Oct. 19): vs. New England Patriots<\/a>, noon CT on CBSWeek 8:\u00a0(Oct. 26): at Indianapolis Colts, 3:25 p.m. CT on CBSWeek 9:\u00a0(Nov. 2): vs. Los Angeles Chargers<\/a>, noon CT on CBSWeek 10:\u00a0BYE WEEKWeek 11:\u00a0(Nov. 16): vs. Houston Texans, noon CT on FOXWeek 12:\u00a0(Nov. 23): vs. Seattle Seahawks, noon CT on FOXWeek 13:\u00a0(Nov. 30): vs. Jacksonville Jaguars<\/a>, noon CT on CBSWeek 14:\u00a0(Dec. 7): at Cleveland Browns<\/a>, noon CT on FOXWeek 15:\u00a0(Dec. 14): at San Francisco 49ers<\/a>, 3:25 p.m. CT on FOXWeek 16:\u00a0(Dec. 21): vs. Kansas City Chiefs<\/a>, noon CT on CBSWeek 17:\u00a0(Dec. 28): vs. New Orleans Saints<\/a>, noon CT on CBSWeek 18: (Jan. 3 or 4, 2026): at Jacksonville Jaguars, Time\/TV TBD<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"The Tennessee Titans‘ social media and video production teams continue to win on NFL schedule release day. The…\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":57114,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_share_on_mastodon":"0"},"categories":[2061],"tags":[220,821,247,265,240,822,232,86,241,346,739,85,54,2005,868,867,877,321,231,258,207,441,816,7,219,221,253,2004,392,212,125,213,805,110,243,828,820,830,239,262,58,1458,838,677,679,248,267,246,206,249,55,88,6,869,676,245,264,208,424,397,218,252,815,9,266,678,526,394,2411,222,527,776,9821],"class_list":{"0":"post-57113","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-tennessee-titans","8":"tag-49ers","9":"tag-affiliate","10":"tag-american","11":"tag-american-football","12":"tag-angeles","13":"tag-arts","14":"tag-broncos","15":"tag-browns","16":"tag-chargers","17":"tag-chiefs","18":"tag-city","19":"tag-cleveland","20":"tag-cleveland-browns","21":"tag-colts","22":"tag-commerce","23":"tag-contains","24":"tag-contains-commerce-or-affiliate-content","25":"tag-content","26":"tag-denver","27":"tag-denver-broncos","28":"tag-england","29":"tag-entertainment","30":"tag-events","31":"tag-football","32":"tag-francisco","33":"tag-houston","34":"tag-houston-texans","35":"tag-indianapolis","36":"tag-indianapolis-colts","37":"tag-jacksonville","38":"tag-jacksonville-jaguars","39":"tag-jaguars","40":"tag-kansas","41":"tag-kansas-city-chiefs","42":"tag-live","43":"tag-live-sporting-events","44":"tag-local","45":"tag-local-affiliate-arts-u0026-entertainment","46":"tag-los","47":"tag-los-angeles-chargers","48":"tag-los-angeles-rams","49":"tag-mike","50":"tag-mike-vrabel","51":"tag-modular","52":"tag-modular-story","53":"tag-national","54":"tag-national-sports","55":"tag-neutral","56":"tag-new","57":"tag-new-england-patriots","58":"tag-new-orleans-saints","59":"tag-news","60":"tag-nfl","61":"tag-or","62":"tag-orleans","63":"tag-overall","64":"tag-overall-neutral","65":"tag-patriots","66":"tag-rams","67":"tag-saints","68":"tag-san","69":"tag-san-francisco-49ers","70":"tag-sporting","71":"tag-sports","72":"tag-sports-news","73":"tag-story","74":"tag-tennessee","75":"tag-tennessee-titans","76":"tag-tennesseetitans","77":"tag-texans","78":"tag-titans","79":"tag-u0026","80":"tag-vrabel"},"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"","error":"Validation failed: Text character limit of 500 exceeded"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rawchili.com\/nfl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57113","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rawchili.com\/nfl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rawchili.com\/nfl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rawchili.com\/nfl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rawchili.com\/nfl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=57113"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.rawchili.com\/nfl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57113\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rawchili.com\/nfl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/57114"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rawchili.com\/nfl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=57113"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rawchili.com\/nfl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=57113"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rawchili.com\/nfl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=57113"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}