1. Maybe it\u2019s just the holiday falling midweek this year, but this extra week of the NFL season feels especially annoying right now. True, there are three winner-take-all division matchups to account for, but most of the slate, including Bears-Lions, doesn\u2019t mean anything anymore. In fact, the Eagles care so little about increasing their seeding that they\u2019re starting Tanner McKee against the Commanders. Just skip to the playoffs already!<\/p>\n
2. The Eagles are trying to make sure the people get what they want, by the way. If they lose to the Commanders, it doesn\u2019t matter what happens in the Bears-Lions game: Chicago would be the No. 2 seed regardless. And you know what that means: Bears-Packers Round 3 at Soldier Field for Wildcard Weekend. Yessir.<\/p>\n
3. Mike Tomlin might be the ultimate example of Monkey\u2019s Paw. His deal with the Fates that his teams will never have losing seasons also apparently includes never having a serious contender anymore. As much as I\u2019m sure Aaron Rodgers didn\u2019t want to let Myles Garrett get the sack record on him last week, his obsession with throwing low-percentage jump balls to Marquez Valdes-Scantling and Adam Thielen killed the Steelers offense, allowing Shedeur Sanders to just enough last week to beat the Steelers and set up an AFC North win-or-go-home grudge match between Pittsburgh and Baltimore. For the last 14 years, Tomlin\u2019s teams have ridden the line between being good enough to compete but never good enough to win. One wonders if the Steelers might finally be tired of it.<\/p>\n
4. Rodgers should take cues from fellow AARP quarterback Phillip Rivers, who announced this week there\u2019s no shot he\u2019ll return in 2026 for an age-45 season. Respect to him for coming back and playing halfway-decent ball after being on his couch for four years, and more respect for realizing it\u2019s time to hang it up for real this time. Rodgers has become somewhat like the Bill Belichick of quarterbacks: so entrenched in his ways and convinced of his superiority that he missed the part where he lost his fastball. If he\u2019s smart, he\u2019ll take his own advice and retire after this season. Then again, Aaron Rodgers and \u201csmart\u201d haven\u2019t been in the same vicinity for a while.<\/p>\n
5. Memo to NFL players, especially the New England Patriots: it is very easy to NOT put hands on people\u2014women, in particular. Or, if we\u2019re going to be charitable and treat people as \u201cinnocent until proven guilty,\u201d it\u2019s pretty easy to not even put yourself in a position where someone is accusing you of violence. Be smarter. Stop being a******s.<\/p>\n
6. If I\u2019m a Chicago Bears fan, I\u2019m thrilled the Green Bay Packers claimed Trevon Diggs off waivers following his release from the Cowboys. Because that brother is literally giving up a perfect passer rating on 20 targets this year, including three touchdowns. One of those went to Rome Odunze when the Bears faced the Cowboys back in Week 3. He\u2019s also been penalized three times this season. That\u2019s free eats. Let\u2019s see him try to follow DJ Moore or Luther Burden all over the field.<\/p>\n
7. Aside from simply having more counting stats, there\u2019s no real argument for putting Matthew Stafford over Drake Maye for MVP that moves me. Yeah, Stafford played more top-10 opponents and played well. But Maye has performed even better in his games against top-10 opponents and also outplayed Stafford against their six common opponents this year<\/a>. And even if you control for Maye\u2019s much-easier strength of schedule, Maye was still better<\/a>. Also, this isn\u2019t college. Strength of schedule doesn\u2019t matter except for narratives. Good teams win games, bad teams lose. The bottom line to me is that the Patriots were 4-13 in 2024 (with a poor strength of schedule then, too). Now, they\u2019re 13-3 AFC East champions (thanks to their win over Josh Allen and the Bills, by the way) because their 23-year-old quarterback went Super Saiyan. That\u2019s argument enough for me.<\/p>\n 8. Get my man Bijan Robinson a quarterback, please. He has evolved into every bit the generational talent at running back that people believed he\u2019d be, showing it off while blitzing the Rams for 229 scrimmage yards this past Monday. But, like Saquon Barkley, he\u2019s languishing on a Falcons team that can\u2019t figure itself out. Perhaps, just like Barkley, he\u2019ll price himself out of Atlanta and end up carrying a squad to a championship while his legs are still fresh.<\/p>\n