With the Miami Hurricanes and Indiana Hoosiers set to battle for the College Football Playoff National Championship on Monday night, the latest edition of NBC\u2019s Saturday Night Live spoofed Miami\u2019s ultimate hype man, Michael Irvin.<\/p>\n
Kam Patterson played Irvin, the highly energetic former national champion at Miami and three-time Super Bowl champion as a star wide receiver for the Dallas Cowboys, during \u201cWeekend Update\u201d on SNL alongside host Michael Che.<\/p>\n
\u201cThe college football national championship game kicks off this Monday with Indiana taking on Miami,\u201d Che said. \u201cHere to talk about it is football legend and Miami\u2019s most enthusiastic fan, Michael Irvin.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWoooooo! That\u2019s what I\u2019m talking about!\u201d Patterson responded.<\/p>\n
\ufeff<\/p>\n
\u201cMy resting heart rate is a perfect score: 16,000,\u201d Patterson said. \u201cMy mama was a hummingbird, and my daddy was a brick of cocaine!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOoh, I got to get out of here; I got to get to Miami!\u201d Patterson said, to begin the closing exchange.<\/p>\n
\u201cThe game isn\u2019t until Monday,\u201d Che responded.<\/p>\n
\u201cYeah, but I\u2019m running there!\u201d Patterson explained. \u201cI figure if I leave now, hop on 95, depending on what they\u2019re in traffic, it should take me about six and a half hours!\u2019<\/p>\n
\u201cWait, you\u2019re running to Miami?\u201d Che asked.<\/p>\n
\u201cThat\u2019s right, Michael!\u201d Patterson said. \u201cSo, if you see an angry 60-year-old man running down Highway 95, well over the speed limit, with bugs all over his face, and an ass with the police tranquilizer darts, you\u2019d better get out the way!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cMichael Irvin, everybody,\u201d Che said.<\/p>\n
\u201cBelt to ass!\u201d Patterson said to conclude the segment while making the \u201cU\u201d sign.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"With the Miami Hurricanes and Indiana Hoosiers set to battle for the College Football Playoff National Championship on…\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":687066,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_share_on_mastodon":"0"},"categories":[5],"tags":[332,7,4725,100328,2972,100329,21120,49,48,38591],"class_list":{"0":"post-687065","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-ncaa-football","8":"tag-college-football-playoff","9":"tag-football","10":"tag-indiana-hoosiers","11":"tag-kam-patterson","12":"tag-miami-hurricanes","13":"tag-michael-che","14":"tag-michael-irvin","15":"tag-ncaa","16":"tag-ncaa-football","17":"tag-saturday-night-live"},"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"https:\/\/channels.im\/@nfl\/115917828180713215","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rawchili.com\/nfl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/687065","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rawchili.com\/nfl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rawchili.com\/nfl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rawchili.com\/nfl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rawchili.com\/nfl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=687065"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.rawchili.com\/nfl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/687065\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rawchili.com\/nfl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/687066"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rawchili.com\/nfl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=687065"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rawchili.com\/nfl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=687065"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rawchili.com\/nfl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=687065"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}