{"id":793186,"date":"2026-03-05T06:59:22","date_gmt":"2026-03-05T06:59:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.rawchili.com\/nfl\/793186\/"},"modified":"2026-03-05T06:59:22","modified_gmt":"2026-03-05T06:59:22","slug":"how-magical-are-footballs-fairytales-grading-them-from-fabulous-to-fake","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rawchili.com\/nfl\/793186\/","title":{"rendered":"How magical are football\u2019s fairytales? Grading them, from fabulous to fake"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Wrexham\u2019s rise from non-League football to being a realistic contender to play in next season\u2019s Premier League is a great story, whatever your viewpoint on how they\u2019ve done it.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/athletic\/6252975\/2025\/04\/26\/wrexham-are-heading-to-the-championship-this-is-the-story-of-their-third-straight-promotion-season\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">A run of three successive promotions (so far) is extremely rare in British football<\/a>, and Phil Parkinson\u2019s side will look to create another special night for the north Wales club when they host Chelsea in the FA Cup on Friday, with a quarter-finals place at stake.<\/p>\n<p>Impressive? Yes. Notable? Absolutely. But is Wrexham\u2019s story a football fairytale?<\/p>\n<p>On World Book Day, we thought we\u2019d compare, contrast and rate the game\u2019s truly magical stories.<\/p>\n<p>Wrexham\u2019s Hollywood script<img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-image-7086907 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.rawchili.com\/nfl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/GettyImages-1252088975-scaled.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"2560\" height=\"1843\"  \/><\/p>\n<p>\n      Wrexham co-owners Ryan Reynolds, left, and Rob Mac, right, celebrate promotion to the Football League in 2023 with manager Phil Parkinson (Martin Rickett\/PA Images via Getty Images)<\/p>\n<p>Ridiculous rise, incredible achievements, two very likeable owners and <a href=\"https:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/athletic\/5671467\/2024\/08\/07\/wrexham-league-one-return-fans\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">a working-class town and club reborn<\/a> by one of modern football\u2019s most famous rags-to-riches tales.<\/p>\n<p>But how much of a fairytale actually is it, with <a href=\"https:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/athletic\/6580957\/2025\/09\/02\/inside-wrexham-summer-transfer-window\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">the big spending<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/athletic\/4551217\/2023\/05\/25\/wrexham-sponsors-stok-racecourse-ground-stadium\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">the huge sponsorship deals<\/a> and <a href=\"https:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/athletic\/7072518\/2026\/03\/05\/welcome-to-wrexham-chelsea-fa-cup\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">the documentaries<\/a>? It\u2019s all very fun \u2014 and retaining Parkinson as manager throughout adds an element of wholesomeness \u2014 but the very deliberate and calculated engineering of the journey takes the edge off its fairytale rating. 6\/10<\/p>\n<p>Data rise at Brentford<\/p>\n<p>Nothing screams fairytale like data metrics and <a href=\"https:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/athletic\/6496026\/2025\/07\/17\/jordan-henderson-brentford-transfer-2\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Jordan Henderson anchoring your midfield<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>The dictionary definition of a fairytale speaks of magical and imaginary beings and lands. Nobody has ever called Brentford head coach Keith Andrews a magical or imaginary being.<\/p>\n<p>However, in modern Premier League terms, the Brentford story is probably underappreciated, especially given the low budget and crowds. They are a shining example for every EFL club, but you didn\u2019t see beanstalk enthusiast Jack spending <a href=\"https:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/athletic\/6542267\/2025\/08\/14\/dango-ouattara-brentford-bournemouth-deal-agreed-transfer\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">\u00a342million ($56m) on Dango Ouattara<\/a> in his particular fable, did you? 4\/10<\/p>\n<p>Leicester\u2019s 5,000-1 title<img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-image-7086914 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.rawchili.com\/nfl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/GettyImages-531737842-scaled.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"2560\" height=\"1704\"  \/><\/p>\n<p>\n      Jamie Vardy, right, and his Leicester team-mates celebrate winning the Premier League (Michael Regan\/Getty Images)<\/p>\n<p>We were all Leicester this time 10 years ago, weren\u2019t we? One of the greatest stories English football has ever seen, starting with a genuine great escape the season before (they were bottom of the Premier League and seven points adrift of safety at the start of April 2015) and ending when title-winning manager Claudio Ranieri was ruthlessly chopped in February 2017.<\/p>\n<p>In between, there was Jamie Vardy\u2019s energy drink-inspired record-breaking goalscoring heroics, N\u2019Golo Kante covering two-thirds of the Earth\u2019s surface, lots of pizza, Nessun Dorma, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/athletic\/1689375\/2020\/03\/21\/vardy-volley-liverpool-leicester-2016\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">that Vardy goal against Liverpool<\/a>, Gary Lineker presenting a TV show in just his underpants, winning at Manchester City and watching the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/athletic\/1759011\/2020\/04\/21\/spurs-chelsea-tottenham-derby-rivals\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Battle of the Bridge<\/a> that Monday night at Vardy\u2019s house.<\/p>\n<p>Leicester had no right to do what they did, and it will probably never be repeated. They\u2019ll make pantomimes from this story one day. 10\/10<\/p>\n<p>Bodo\/Glimt<\/p>\n<p>As with Wrexham, there are a few chapters left in this one.<\/p>\n<p>From the Norwegian second division in 2017 to slaying European giants Inter, Manchester City and Atletico Madrid in 2026, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/athletic\/7069071\/2026\/02\/24\/bodo-glimt-inter-champions-league\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">it\u2019s been a heck of a journey from the cold of the Arctic Circle<\/a>, where Glimt draw crowds of under 8,000 in a town with a population of 40,000.<\/p>\n<p>The purity rating is high, with a weekly wage bill <a href=\"https:\/\/capology.com\/club\/bodo-glimt\/salaries\/2025\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">estimated<\/a> to be \u00a3150,000 for the whole squad \u2014 an amount Erling Haaland doesn\u2019t get out of bed for \u2014 but they\u2019ll need to get a bit beyond the Champions League\u2019s last 16 later this month for a higher fairytale rating. 7\/10<\/p>\n<p>Bournemouth up the leagues<\/p>\n<p>It never feels like there\u2019s much love for the Bournemouth story.<\/p>\n<p>Like Wrexham, they have a handsome Hollywood actor on board \u2014 <a href=\"https:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/athletic\/3997432\/2022\/12\/13\/bill-foley-bournemouth-takeover-knights\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">in their case, Michael B Jordan<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>But there\u2019s just something about \u2018Bill Foley\u2019s Black Knight Football Club consortium\u2019 that doesn\u2019t scream fairytale. And the way they powered through the leagues, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/athletic\/1687477\/2020\/03\/20\/bournemouth-demin-finances-relegation-losses-profit\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">backed by a mysterious Russian multi-millionaire with a financial fair play breach on the way up from the Championship<\/a>, wasn\u2019t very romantic. 2\/10<\/p>\n<p>Greece win the Euros<img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-image-7086919 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.rawchili.com\/nfl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/GettyImages-78173645-scaled.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"2560\" height=\"1700\"  \/><\/p>\n<p>\n      Greece stunned the football world when they won Euro 2004 (Alex Livesey\/Getty Images)<\/p>\n<p>Not a footballing miracle, given they were probably the 13th- or 14th-best nation at the 16-team tournament (above Latvia and Bulgaria, for sure), but certainly <a href=\"https:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/athletic\/5339532\/2024\/03\/31\/greece-euro-2004-history\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">the most unlikely victory in the history of the European Championship<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Otto Rehhagel engineered four industrious victories against hosts Portugal (in both the group stage and the semis), France and the Czech Republic, with goals from corners winning them their semi-final and the final by 1-0 scorelines. That does take the edge off the fairytale aspect a smidge \u2014 sorry, Arsenal fans, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/athletic\/7080619\/2026\/03\/02\/nicolas-jover-age-of-set-piece-arsenal\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">that\u2019s just the way it is<\/a>. 8\/10<\/p>\n<p>Nottingham Forest\u2019s European double<\/p>\n<p>From an unfashionable, unsuccessful mid-table club in the second tier in May 1975 to English champions and European Cup winners \u2014 not once for the latter but twice, back to back \u2014 five years later\u2026 that is surely the most unlikely, never-to-be-repeated story in European football history?<\/p>\n<p>Without spending much money, this was scouting and management at its very best, with <a href=\"https:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/athletic\/4480930\/2023\/05\/05\/brian-clough-30-years-final-game\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Brian Clough and assistant Peter Taylor finding rough gems<\/a> and forging them into an unbeatable (well, for 42 games in a row) team.<\/p>\n<p>As Clough might have said: \u201cClough and Taylor as Beauty and the Beast? Well, we know who the beauty is, young man.\u201d 10\/10<\/p>\n<p>Wimbledon win the FA Cup<img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-image-7086931 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.rawchili.com\/nfl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/GettyImages-2247143624-scaled.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"2560\" height=\"1728\"  \/><\/p>\n<p>\n      Vinnie Jones and his team-mates celebrate their FA Cup final triumph in Wimbledon town centre in 1988 (Pascal Rondeau\/Allsport\/Hulton Archive\/Getty Images)<\/p>\n<p>A non-League club in 1977, Wimbledon had lifted the FA Cup and finished sixth in the top flight by 1988.<\/p>\n<p>The self-styled rough and ready \u2018Crazy Gang\u2019 didn\u2019t play like they were in a fairytale; we\u2019re not sure the three bears would have set each other\u2019s clothes on fire and Snow White definitely wouldn\u2019t have <a href=\"https:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/athletic\/1731775\/2020\/04\/09\/rebooted-who-are-footballs-dirtiest-ever-team\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">grabbed Paul Gascoigne\u2019s meat and two veg<\/a>. But it was a great story nonetheless. 8\/10<\/p>\n<p>Manchester City dominate English football<\/p>\n<p>On the face of it, going from third-tier League One (or Division Two as it was then known) in 1999 to <a href=\"https:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/athletic\/5477267\/2024\/05\/08\/most-exciting-two-minutes-in-football\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">winning the Premier League in 2012<\/a> and then dominating English football thereafter is some fairytale, especially with a first Champions League crown to boot in 2023.<\/p>\n<p>In reality, spending <a href=\"https:\/\/www.transfermarkt.co.uk\/man-city-spending-clubs-they-have-paid-the-most-money-to-in-transfer-fees-in-last-20-years\/view\/news\/444822\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">more than \u00a32billion<\/a> to do it after being bought by the Abu Dhabi United Group, a company controlled by Sheikh Mansour bin Zayed Al Nahyan, the vice-president of the United Arab Emirates, is about as much of a fairytale as an episode of Black Mirror. And the big bad wolf of the Premier League may soon blow their Etihad house, down via <a href=\"https:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/athletic\/6814257\/2025\/11\/19\/premier-league-football-legal-costs\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">those never-ending 115 charges<\/a>. 1\/10<\/p>\n<p>Zambia\u2019s AFCON triumph<\/p>\n<p>Unfancied Zambia\u2019s only Africa Cup of Nations win (in 2012) carries endless resonance, given the tragedy the team and the country suffered <a href=\"https:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/athletic\/5197967\/2024\/01\/16\/zambia-plane-crash-1993-remembered\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">in 1993, when 18 players were killed in a plane crash<\/a> in Libreville, Gabon.<\/p>\n<p>Manager Herve Renard led them to an incredible victory over favourites Ivory Coast in the final, despite their opponents not conceding a goal during the entire tournament (Zambia won the trophy on penalties after a 0-0 draw). The fact that match took place in Libreville was unbelievably poignant. 10\/10<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Wrexham\u2019s rise from non-League football to being a realistic contender to play in next season\u2019s Premier League is&hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":793187,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2026],"tags":[14622,7,111575,22645,33391,3372,3373,111574],"class_list":["post-793186","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-football","tag-fa-cup","tag-football","tag-greece","tag-leicester-city","tag-national-league","tag-premier-league","tag-soccer","tag-wrexham-fc"],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"https:\/\/channels.im\/@nfl\/116175278898340348","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rawchili.com\/nfl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/793186","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rawchili.com\/nfl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rawchili.com\/nfl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rawchili.com\/nfl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rawchili.com\/nfl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=793186"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.rawchili.com\/nfl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/793186\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rawchili.com\/nfl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/793187"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rawchili.com\/nfl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=793186"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rawchili.com\/nfl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=793186"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rawchili.com\/nfl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=793186"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}