\u201cBeing a Browns fan is watching a horrible movie that you\u2019ve already seen 50 times, because you hold onto the hope the studio filmed an alternate ending.\u201d \u2014 Todd B.<\/p>\n
\u201cLike trying to recover from a hangover and stepping on your kids\u2019 Lego blocks.\u201d \u2014 Tom P.<\/p>\n
\u201cImagine you\u2019re a carpenter by trade. Every day, you go to work and swing a hammer, and 95 percent of the time, you hit your thumb.\u201d \u2014 Dave T.<\/p>\n
\u201cIt\u2019s like being the kid in school who never gets invited to the cool party. Every year, you tell yourself, \u2018This is the year it finally happens.\u2019 You change your look, style and taste in music. Read books on how to make friends, learn some jokes, etc. Nothing works.<\/p>\n
\u201cYou used to be invited all the time, before your school was unceremoniously moved to Baltimore<\/a> and you had to attend the new school rebuilt on a bad foundation. But now you\u2019re stuck there, and you\u2019ve gone through 42 wingmen<\/a>.<\/p>\n \u201cBut hey, this year is absolutely THE YEAR.\u201d \u2014 Corey E.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\u201cBeing a Browns fan is watching a horrible movie that you\u2019ve already seen 50 times, because you hold…\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":899143,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2054],"tags":[86,85,54,60181,1864,2337,7,6],"class_list":["post-899142","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-cleveland-browns","tag-browns","tag-cleveland","tag-cleveland-browns","tag-cleveland-browns-history","tag-cleveland-browns-news","tag-clevelandbrowns","tag-football","tag-nfl"],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"https:\/\/channels.im\/@nfl\/116624444875717997","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rawchili.com\/nfl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/899142","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rawchili.com\/nfl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rawchili.com\/nfl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rawchili.com\/nfl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rawchili.com\/nfl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=899142"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.rawchili.com\/nfl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/899142\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rawchili.com\/nfl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/899143"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rawchili.com\/nfl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=899142"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rawchili.com\/nfl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=899142"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rawchili.com\/nfl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=899142"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}