Welcome to Hockey Valley, folks! Since the Penn State football team didn’t show up much this season, Penn State men’s hockey decided to replace the grass with ice. This matchup against No. 2 Michigan State is a once-in-a-lifetime event, not to mention that it’s a White Out.

Whether you’re watching from home, Champs, or if you managed to get tickets to the Beaver Stadium game itself, there’s always a reason to drink!

Let’s start the day off early. Cue Zombie Nation and take a shot of vodka!

If you’re tailgating today, take a shot! (It’ll help you stay warm!)

Take a sip if you saw Spittin’ Chiclets at Champs!

Take another sip every time someone mentions the podcast.

Every time someone complains about the weather, take a sip. (It’s going to be a long day.)

If you used the Fast-Pass entry system, take a shot.

When Doc Savage, the Candy Man, starts walking across the ice, start sipping!

Every time the student section boos the other team’s starting lineup, take a sip.

Shotgun a beer if Josh Fleming starts in goal.

If it’s Kevin Reidler, mix up a drink.

Take a shot if a freshman scores.

Bonus: If it’s Luke Misa, take two!

If the stands look empty, take a shot.

If you catch Guy Gadowsky smiling, take a sip.

If they have new Hockey Valley videos playing around the stadium, start sipping.

Miss Charlie Cerrato? Take a shot, we all miss him.

If you went through war for your ticket, take a shot.

If you didn’t get a ticket, take two.

Look around the stadium. If it doesn’t look like a White Out, take a shot.

Every time someone compliments the jerseys, take a shot. (The women’s jerseys are better.)

If Mr. Captain Dane Dowiak scores, start shotgunning!

If you’re not at the game and have FOMO, take a shot.

Every time there’s a shot on goal, take a sip.

Every time our goalie saves the puck, take a sip.

If someone scores a hat trick, throw your hat on the ice and shotgun a beer!

Every time you think of Heated Rivalry, take a sip.

If Shea Van Olm ends up in the penalty box, take a sip.

Every time a stick breaks, take a shot.

If they play the song “My Own Worst Enemy,” take a shot.

Every time Ben Schoen gets called “unc,” take a sip.

If Michigan State scores, take a sip of water.

The refs suck? Take a shot.

If Gavin McKenna earns more than three points, finish the bottle.

Every time a fight breaks out, take a sip.

If Lev Katzin started it, finish a beer.

If Penn State loses, go home, let’s never talk about this again.

If Penn State wins, head to Champs and open a new bottle!

As always, drink safely and responsibly.

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