{"id":555401,"date":"2026-04-18T17:21:22","date_gmt":"2026-04-18T17:21:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.rawchili.com\/nhl\/555401\/"},"modified":"2026-04-18T17:21:22","modified_gmt":"2026-04-18T17:21:22","slug":"playoff-predictions-first-round-peter-vs-ian-vs-keith-a-coin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rawchili.com\/nhl\/555401\/","title":{"rendered":"Playoff predictions, first round: Peter vs Ian vs Keith, a coin"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We are not in the Stanley Cup Playoffs, but when I say we I do not mean the Washington Capitals, although they are not in the playoffs either.<\/p>\n<p>For some professionals, the distinction between we and the team is a matter of journalistic integrity. Not for me. For me, it\u2019s just confusing. Does we refer to about RMNB or one of the teams we cover? In this case it\u2019s both. Because RMNB is also not competing for the Stanley Cup. We are not a sports team. We are an international, independent, credentialed hockey and meteoritics-focused media conglomerate with a 17-year history \u2013 nearly ten of which has included asking a quarter who will in in the playoffs, which brings me at long last to the point.<\/p>\n<p>The quarterfinal round is the best couple weeks of hockey all year. Get ready for multiple games of intensity every night. And to set the stage, it\u2019s time to make predictions, featuring Keith, a Coin.<\/p>\n<p>Meet Keith, a Coin<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"rounded aligncenter wp-image-324734 size-large\" src=\"https:\/\/www.rawchili.com\/nhl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/keith-a-coin-iii.jpg\" alt=\"Keith, a Coin\" width=\"1024\" height=\"694\"  \/><\/p>\n<p>Keith, a Coin, is both a quarter and in the top-10 among longest running bits on RMNB. He\u2019s from Pennsylvania, but he\u2019s famously impartial. Last year he went 2-for-8 in the first round.<\/p>\n<p>The results so far<\/p>\n<p>Using the universally understood \ud83d\udebd\/\ud83c\udf2e score-keeping system.<\/p>\n<p>First Round<br \/>\nPeter<br \/>\nIan<br \/>\nKeith<\/p>\n<p>COL vs LAK<\/p>\n<p>DAL vs MIN<\/p>\n<p>VGK vs UTA<\/p>\n<p>EDM vs ANA<\/p>\n<p>BUF vs BOS<\/p>\n<p>TBL vs MTL<\/p>\n<p>CAR vs OTT<\/p>\n<p>PIT vs PHI<\/p>\n<p>Second Round<br \/>\nPeter<br \/>\nIan<br \/>\nKeith<\/p>\n<p>TBD<\/p>\n<p>TBD<\/p>\n<p>TBD<\/p>\n<p>TBD<\/p>\n<p>Third Round<br \/>\nPeter<br \/>\nIan<br \/>\nKeith<\/p>\n<p>TBD<\/p>\n<p>TBD<\/p>\n<p>Finals<br \/>\nPeter<br \/>\nIan<br \/>\nKeith<\/p>\n<p>TBD<\/p>\n<p>Head\u2019s up: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/posts\/make-your-for-155854398\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">We also have a Bracket League for our Patreon subscribers<\/a>. Get on there if you haven\u2019t already. You also get some cool exclusive features on the website, including some easter eggs no one has found yet.<\/p>\n<p>Avalanche \u2744\ufe0f vs Kings \ud83d\udc51<\/p>\n<p>Peter: Colorado is the best all-around team in the league. Their power play sucks, but if there\u2019s one thing you can\u2019t depend on in the postseason it\u2019s that, so no big loss. The Kings have atrocious special teams (both of them), and their top scorer, Adrian Kempe, is relying on career-high shooting to hit 36 goals. Colorado in 5.<\/p>\n<p>Ian: The Avalanche vs the \u2018Win It For Anze\u2019 Kings. The obvious pick here is Nathan MacKinnon, but like Danhausen doing his worst to Kit Wilson, (It\u2019s Wrestlemania Saturday, folks), I think <a href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/nhl\/comments\/1rbogct\/mackinnon_misses_empty_net\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">he. is. cursed!<\/a> Give me Los Angeles in 6. (I\u2019m going to regret this, I know it.)<\/p>\n<p>Keith: Los Angeles in 7. (Editor\u2019s note: Keith is predicting a reverse sweep here.)<\/p>\n<p>Stars \u2b50 vs Wild \ud83d\udc05<\/p>\n<p>Peter: The Wild went 11-9-2 since March 1, but I don\u2019t think that\u2019s indicative of their underlying play. I\u2019ve been sick all week but through the haze I heard Quinn Hughes is questionable for game 1. For that reason, I\u2019ll extend this series a bit. Minnesota in 6.<\/p>\n<p>Ian: I\u2019ve got three words for you: Quintin Jerome Hughes. Minnesota in 5.<\/p>\n<p>Keith: Minnesota in 5.<\/p>\n<p>Vegas \u265e vs Utah \ud83e\udda3<\/p>\n<p>Peter: I get being skeptical about the Mammoth, but they looked pretty good down the stretch. Their 7-4 loss to the Caps was an aberration. They\u2019re outmatched by Vegas in most stats, except goaltending \u2013 where the Golden Knights were so bad (Adin Hill saved 14 goals below expected) that they got Bruce Cassidy fired. I can\u2019t trust that. Utah in 6.<\/p>\n<p>Ian: The Mammoth are built to be a good in the playoffs, and I think this is a terrible matchup for the Golden Knights, who are led by one of the most unhinged coaches in NHL history. How Torts keeps getting jobs is beyond me, but I think the Mammoth will put them out of their misery quickly. Utah in 4.<\/p>\n<p>Keith: Utah in 6.<\/p>\n<p>Oilers \ud83d\udee2\ufe0f vs Ducks \ud83e\udd86<\/p>\n<p>Peter: One of these teams has the worst five-on-give goaltending in the league, and the other one is three spots better. In a lot of ways they\u2019re evenly matched with the exception of the best player in the world and league\u2019s best power play. But like I said \u2013 I don\u2019t trust the PP in the loffs. Edmonton in 7.<\/p>\n<p>Ian: Ah, a battle between two of the best defensemen in the NHL: Evan Bouchard and John Carlson. I think the Ducks are surprisingly solid up and down the lineup, but their <a href=\"https:\/\/www.espn.com\/nhl\/team\/stats\/_\/type\/goalie\/name\/ana\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">atrocious goaltending<\/a> is ultimately going to do them in against Connor McDavid and Leon Draisaitl. Edmonton in 6. <\/p>\n<p>Keith: Edmonton in 5.<\/p>\n<p>                        Get RMNB ad-free<\/p>\n<p>Support us on Patreon for $5 to hide all ads and get other perks<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/russianmachineneverbreaks.com\/patreon-flow\/?patreon-login=yes&amp;patreon-final-redirect=https%3A%2F%2Frussianmachineneverbreaks.com%2F2026%2F04%2F18%2Fplayoff-predictions-first-round-peter-vs-ian-vs-keith-a-coin-7\" class=\"btn btn-outline-primary\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">More Info<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Sabres \u2694\ufe0f vs Bruins \ud83d\udc3b<\/p>\n<p>Peter: One of these teams is going to make the second round, but neither probably deserves it. I\u2019m happy for Buffalo. Tage is great, and I love how Jason Zucker has remained a positive-impact player into his mid-30s. But they\u2019re a shooting-percentage-driven team (ranked 5th), and that\u2019s a glass cannon situation. Boston is the opposite \u2013 goalie-driven while stars like Pastrnak at in career downswings. It\u2019s not who wins this series but rather who doesn\u2019t lose it. Boston in 6.<\/p>\n<p>Ian: There\u2019s something about the Sabres that make me think this could be a magical year. Sometimes, playoff series can teach teams how to go to evolve, how to go to those dirty areas and score without relying on skill, and I think they\u2019re built to go deep. If they can figure out Boston\u2019s goaltender, whoever is waiting in Round 2, watch out. Buffalo in 6.<\/p>\n<p>Keith: Buffalo in 4.<\/p>\n<p>Lightning \u26a1vs Canadiens \ud83e\udd50<\/p>\n<p>Peter: The Bolts are going to systematically dismantle the Habs. Neither team is particularly fast, but the Bolts are deeper, tougher, and better coached. Kucherov is nutso right now. Tampa in 4.<\/p>\n<p>Ian: The Canadiens are a good team \u2014 we saw the beginnings of it in the playoffs last year \u2014 and I think they are going to wallop Tampa, who\u2019s on the downswing. Montreal in 6.<\/p>\n<p>Keith: Montreal in 7. (Editor\u2019s note: Truly, a cursed prediction.)<\/p>\n<p>Hurricanes \ud83c\udf00 vs Senators \ud83d\udc74<\/p>\n<p>Peter: What a weird postseason. We\u2019re letting the Senators in? They\u2019ll let anyone in! But Carolina is, as usual, a tough team to nail down. They drive play better than anyone in the league, but they have poor finishing and worse goaltending. It doesn\u2019t make sense, but I bet they\u2019ll have enough to win at least one series. Carolina in 6.<\/p>\n<p>Ian: I think Carolina is going to get randomly humbled here. The Senators have had to play playoff hockey for the last month here, and this team can be rugged and annoying. Ottawa in 7.<\/p>\n<p>Keith: Ottawa in 5.<\/p>\n<p>Penguins \ud83d\udc27 vs Flyers \ud83d\udc24<\/p>\n<p>Peter: Meteor. But not really. The Flyers are mediocre team who crept into the loffs because the Caps fumbled it. The Penguins drive traffic to the net and have Sid and Geno. I\u2019m too told and they\u2019re too old for me to pretend to hate them anymore. Pittsburgh in 6.<\/p>\n<p>Ian: It\u2019s hard to pick here because I want both franchises to experience nothing but misery, but if I had to choose, unfortunately, it\u2019s the Pens. Should be a dumb, fun series though. Pittsburgh in 6.<\/p>\n<p>Keith: Philadelphia in 5.<\/p>\n<p>Share your picks below. Do it like this:<\/p>\n<p>Team in N games<\/p>\n<p>Go!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"We are not in the Stanley Cup Playoffs, but when I say we I do not mean the&hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":555402,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5114],"tags":[191,5,4,190,109,5222],"class_list":{"0":"post-555401","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-washington-capitals","8":"tag-capitals","9":"tag-hockey","10":"tag-nhl","11":"tag-washington","12":"tag-washington-capitals","13":"tag-washingtoncapitals"},"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"https:\/\/channels.im\/@nhl\/116426866683473800","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rawchili.com\/nhl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/555401","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rawchili.com\/nhl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rawchili.com\/nhl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rawchili.com\/nhl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rawchili.com\/nhl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=555401"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.rawchili.com\/nhl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/555401\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rawchili.com\/nhl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/555402"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rawchili.com\/nhl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=555401"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rawchili.com\/nhl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=555401"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rawchili.com\/nhl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=555401"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}