The Most Cursed Picture I’ve Ever Photoshopped: Zero Stache Strider

38 comments

1. Straight to Gwinnett

2. Bruh how does he look like a completely different person. I woulda never guessed this is Strider

3. Gosh, he looks 14

4. Dude, where’s the NSFL tag?

5. No sir, I don’t like it.

6. TAKE IT BACK

7. Thanks I hate it

8. Nick Mullen’s doppelgänger

9. Hope you enjoy your ban from r/Braves for making this.

10. UNSEE UNSEE

11. Now I know why people pissed and moaned about that Superman movie

12. This is unholy

13. PUT IT BACK !!!!!!!! It will be like that Billy goat curse on the Cubs

14. What the FUCK is this? OP, delete this.

15. DFA

16. Burn it!!! Burn it with fire 🔥

17. He looks like he’s starring in the Wonder years: Kevin goes to the majors

18. now photoshop the strider stache onto our other pitchers, relievers and closers included.

19. TIHI

20. Ew

21. He looks more Spencer and less Strider

22. DO NOT LET THIS MAN GO TO THE YANKEES.

23. I don’t like this.

24. What kind of abomination is this?!?!

25. Can you photoshop him with a beard?

26. This is what a lot of his Instagram photos look like 😂. I swear he decided to do the stache to be funny and also stick out… but then he kept it since he got called up and started pitching like a mofo. Can’t jinx yourself!

27. No.

28. I’ve been banned for much less multiple times.

29. How dare you

30. No wonder he wears the stache

31. I hate you

32. He could pass for Luke’s kid brother

33. Delete this

34. The photoshop looks just as good as Cavill’s mustache removal in Justice League

35. Reported

36. I’m sorry but I had to downvote you for this atrocity

37. You’ve doomed us all……………………..

38. NO. We don’t do that here.