I really didn’t envision us getting our mojo back after the way the summer went but I am more than happy to have been wrong. We looked damn good out there tonight!
Last time Rich Hill was Dick Mountain
This time he was Penis Molehill
The Rays played lights out today, almost literally.
Huge shot by Randy with a homer to center with tons of carry. Then a true double and an “I’m Randy Flapping Arozarena” double.
Ramirez, Margot, Yandy, Chang gang, and Frankie getting in on the fun. Bethancourt baptizing another baseball and converting more people to Christianity.
Nice job from the pen on another impromptu game they had to piece together.
Wander continuing his rehab assignment and being joined by Glasnow. Raz getting a little extra rest but also probably not because babies don’t understand the importance of a playoff race. At least Raz’s kid will eat, unlike Boston children going hungry. Lowe also about to come back. It’s a beautiful thing, Rays baseball. Soak it in!
Randy broke the stadium. Red Shits try to trash on our dumpy home.
Nobody gets to trash on our home but us!
If we work on Cleavage for another half year he is gonna be top 10 relief pitcher next year
4.5 GB.
Crazy that we take the other teams’ castoffs and keep winning.
~~The only player originally drafted or signed by the Rays was Faucher. Every other player came from a trade or we signed them as a free agent this year.~~
Every player we used today was a castoff from another team.
O’s aren’t going to win this
Largely a nice and easy win, all around good game with minor hick ups. Got the series win, now let’s get the sweep tomorrow
We forgot it was Harold’s birthday. Happy birthday Harold! We love you
RaysUp
Hopefully the bats stay this hot the rest of the year!
Yay
Oh how the turn tables Boston We used to be your whipping boy Now you’re OUR whipping boy
Wow this is good to see, I completely forgot to turn on the game.
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THE KIDS OF BOSTON ARE GOING HUNGRY AGAIN TONIGHT
WHILE TAMPA’S KIDS GET PIZZA
THIS IS HOW THE UNIVERSE WORKS – NOW AND FOREVER MORE
BOSTON KEEPS STARVING. RAYS WIN A GREAT GAME.
RANDY OWNS THE AL EAST
[We might not be getting closer but we sho as hell aint getting farther](https://streamable.com/6ttcj4)
Series wondered. Lowe back tomorrow. Things just keep getting better.
Daaa Red Sux…. Lose (again)
Just keep swimming.
Just keep swimming.
Just keep swimming.
Adam is the best reliever in baseball!!! RAYS UP!
Randy. That is all
Awesome game, Jays are loosing and stanks dint play today so we are 4.5 back. Just hope the twins do something for once.
Also fuck you Boston with your old ass park.
Also big props to the stable for shutting down a pretty formidable offense
So was using Adam just a “F U RED SOX!” Seemed overkill lol
[Welcome to Cigar City, baby! Go Devil Rays!](https://streamable.com/yzcc5x)
I really didn’t envision us getting our mojo back after the way the summer went but I am more than happy to have been wrong. We looked damn good out there tonight!
Last time Rich Hill was Dick Mountain
This time he was Penis Molehill
The Rays played lights out today, almost literally.
Huge shot by Randy with a homer to center with tons of carry. Then a true double and an “I’m Randy Flapping Arozarena” double.
Ramirez, Margot, Yandy, Chang gang, and Frankie getting in on the fun. Bethancourt baptizing another baseball and converting more people to Christianity.
Nice job from the pen on another impromptu game they had to piece together.
Wander continuing his rehab assignment and being joined by Glasnow. Raz getting a little extra rest but also probably not because babies don’t understand the importance of a playoff race. At least Raz’s kid will eat, unlike Boston children going hungry. Lowe also about to come back. It’s a beautiful thing, Rays baseball. Soak it in!
Randy broke the stadium. Red Shits try to trash on our dumpy home.
Nobody gets to trash on our home but us!
If we work on Cleavage for another half year he is gonna be top 10 relief pitcher next year
4.5 GB.
Crazy that we take the other teams’ castoffs and keep winning.
~~The only player originally drafted or signed by the Rays was Faucher. Every other player came from a trade or we signed them as a free agent this year.~~
Every player we used today was a castoff from another team.
O’s aren’t going to win this
Largely a nice and easy win, all around good game with minor hick ups. Got the series win, now let’s get the sweep tomorrow
We forgot it was Harold’s birthday. Happy birthday Harold! We love you
RaysUp
Hopefully the bats stay this hot the rest of the year!
Yay
Oh how the turn tables Boston
We used to be your whipping boy
Now you’re OUR whipping boy
Wow this is good to see, I completely forgot to turn on the game.
Dongs for everyone.
Please, have mercy. My kids need to eat.