This is tame compared to the hot fire we spit regarding the quad-father.
I was thinking the other day that AJ could become a mall-Santa for adults when he retires. Even the chonkiest Door county residents could sit comfortably, one per thigh. The thought of the potential profitability had me salivating.
Thirsty.
Daniels went on to say “He has the heart of a lion, and the ass of Jennifer Lopez. My loins tremble when he slips into those skin tight pants, which make every bulge from his adonis-like physique glisten in the sun like a lily pad covered in the fresh dew of an early morning rain. I quiver with excitement when his chiseled forearms grasp the pigskin like a mother with child – it’s tender, yet firm. His eyes stare into my soul, and yet…like Nietzsche, my gaze back to him makes me realize I’m looking into the void.”
If this is how the Vikings evaluate talent, I don’t think the rest of the league has anything to worry about.
cocky-built? Does this mean the guy’s a dick?
I’d take this over their former ST coach who was a massive homophobe though.
Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin’ huge, solid, thick and tight you can get.
Who salivates over calves? Over here, we know that true beauty lies in the QUADS
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This is tame compared to the hot fire we spit regarding the quad-father.
I was thinking the other day that AJ could become a mall-Santa for adults when he retires. Even the chonkiest Door county residents could sit comfortably, one per thigh. The thought of the potential profitability had me salivating.
Thirsty.
Daniels went on to say “He has the heart of a lion, and the ass of Jennifer Lopez. My loins tremble when he slips into those skin tight pants, which make every bulge from his adonis-like physique glisten in the sun like a lily pad covered in the fresh dew of an early morning rain. I quiver with excitement when his chiseled forearms grasp the pigskin like a mother with child – it’s tender, yet firm. His eyes stare into my soul, and yet…like Nietzsche, my gaze back to him makes me realize I’m looking into the void.”
If this is how the Vikings evaluate talent, I don’t think the rest of the league has anything to worry about.
cocky-built? Does this mean the guy’s a dick?
I’d take this over their former ST coach who was a massive homophobe though.
Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin’ huge, solid, thick and tight you can get.
Who salivates over calves? Over here, we know that true beauty lies in the QUADS
Raegor is a trash WR but he’s a scary returner.