Bills’ Stefon Diggs hopes to ‘grow old’ with Josh Allen: ‘I’m trying to get some Christmas cards with us on it’
September 21, 2022
Bills’ Stefon Diggs hopes to ‘grow old’ with Josh Allen: ‘I’m trying to get some Christmas cards with us on it’
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I lived for that comment.
😳
Sigh, I might as well post it because I already did in r/nfl and have it ready:
“I’m not gay” said Diggs “but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Josh Allen. We won’t ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him tighten his ass as he chops wood, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body. I’ll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Josh. I won’t be able to climax and I’ll eventually go back downstairs, angry. Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other’s eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing. One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin. Then he’ll go inside, pen a brief missive to his departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love.”
I’m sorry.
They are so damn adorable!
Campbell & Bertier vibes. Though this version ends up happier.
I like those guys because Diggs catches all the balls that Allen throws to him. It’s great
I need to find my Stefan diggs.
Is this the next Br**y/Gr*k multi Super Bowl winning bromance?
8 comments
I lived for that comment.
😳
Sigh, I might as well post it because I already did in r/nfl and have it ready:
“I’m not gay” said Diggs “but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Josh Allen. We won’t ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him tighten his ass as he chops wood, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body. I’ll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Josh. I won’t be able to climax and I’ll eventually go back downstairs, angry. Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other’s eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing. One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin. Then he’ll go inside, pen a brief missive to his departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love.”
I’m sorry.
They are so damn adorable!
Campbell & Bertier vibes. Though this version ends up happier.
I like those guys because Diggs catches all the balls that Allen throws to him. It’s great
I need to find my Stefan diggs.
Is this the next Br**y/Gr*k multi Super Bowl winning bromance?