This can’t be real….dear god the jokes we get to throw at the Celtics from here on out. I thought Pierce shitting his pants was bad…
What?
Rumor has it is also asked the front office to trade for Russ…which was the true 3rd strike.
This real shit?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
*laughs in Jerry West*
What?
He almost definitely banged someone’s wife or daughter
Regardless, loving that organization’s fans having to sit on pins and needles all night
No need to fuck Boston they’ve done it, quite literally, to themselves….
Tough Scene
This before or after a game? If true, this is fucked up. Don’t shake his hand.
I heard it was an unspecified violation of organizational guidelines but this would be hilarious.
Sooo that means Russ and 1 first round pick for Tatum?
Post but clarity right before adjusting his rotations
Uh, wtf?
Sources saying he fucked brad stevens wife
bad luck on their organisation losing a championship when it was theirs to win. losing their big man now losing their coach. our bad luck from last season hit them this year. hope we get some luck to average out last years luck.
>Celtics coach Ime Udoka had an improper intimate and consensual relationship with a female member of the team staff, sources tell @TheAthletic @Stadium. It’s been deemed a violation of franchise’s code of conduct.
Champions don’t fumble the bag especially when u have a girl like Nia Long at home. Nba should punish them and trade Tatum to the lakers for Russ
First Mr. C.K., now Ime. Something about them Boston kids
Love how my first impulse on the news was to come to the Lakers sub for the spice
Tatum was doing it too, that’s why he had no energy during the finals
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This can’t be real….dear god the jokes we get to throw at the Celtics from here on out. I thought Pierce shitting his pants was bad…
What?
Rumor has it is also asked the front office to trade for Russ…which was the true 3rd strike.
This real shit?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
*laughs in Jerry West*
What?
He almost definitely banged someone’s wife or daughter
Regardless, loving that organization’s fans having to sit on pins and needles all night
No need to fuck Boston they’ve done it, quite literally, to themselves….
Tough Scene
This before or after a game? If true, this is fucked up. Don’t shake his hand.
I heard it was an unspecified violation of organizational guidelines but this would be hilarious.
Sooo that means Russ and 1 first round pick for Tatum?
Post but clarity right before adjusting his rotations
Uh, wtf?
Sources saying he fucked brad stevens wife
bad luck on their organisation
losing a championship when it was theirs to win.
losing their big man
now losing their coach.
our bad luck from last season hit them this year.
hope we get some luck to average out last years luck.
Lmfao people are gonna believe this
https://twitter.com/shamscharania/status/1572810579105939457?s=46&t=Gbdv5ZoWXwBSJoxImBHj9Q
>Celtics coach Ime Udoka had an improper intimate and consensual relationship with a female member of the team staff, sources tell @TheAthletic @Stadium. It’s been deemed a violation of franchise’s code of conduct.
Champions don’t fumble the bag especially when u have a girl like Nia Long at home. Nba should punish them and trade Tatum to the lakers for Russ
First Mr. C.K., now Ime. Something about them Boston kids
Love how my first impulse on the news was to come to the Lakers sub for the spice
Tatum was doing it too, that’s why he had no energy during the finals
Wtf… this sounds like an SNL parody
why did they have to specify that he ejaculated 😂
[Alright, that’s it, Celtics! Dishonor!](https://youtu.be/87qstckIwqs)
Make a note of this.
Dishonor on _you_.
Dishonor on _your cow_.
Nah no Poor Celtics. Fuck the Celtics
JESUS FUUCKING CHRIST IS THIS REAL?!
This guy’s about to jack off!