@@New England PatriotsNorth Dakota pizza store employee signs with New England PatriotsOctober 7, 2022 North Dakota pizza store employee signs with New England Patriots 10 commentsThis guy is going to be a future HoF’rbackup cooking staffFirst guy in, last guy out. Puts his hard hat on and lunch pail down and goes to work.Wait this isn’t another Onion article?The last lineman named Sebastián we had was pretty good. Using this perfectly bulletproof logic, I predict he will be awesome for us.> “I think he’s a great young man, and I wish him the best. I think he’ll do well. I think once they let him in the door, he’ll never come out…”😐I guess Market Basket is running low on stock boys these days…Oh Fuck, this guy needs to make it big.Screw everything, this dude needs to be goodBelichick sipping orange juice…Quickly googled his name + HS lacrosse and well, there’s a lot of Sebastian Gutierrez’s that played lacrosse, but let’s just go with, yeah, he did.Leave a ReplyYou must be logged in to post a comment.
The last lineman named Sebastián we had was pretty good. Using this perfectly bulletproof logic, I predict he will be awesome for us.
> “I think he’s a great young man, and I wish him the best. I think he’ll do well. I think once they let him in the door, he’ll never come out…”😐
Quickly googled his name + HS lacrosse and well, there’s a lot of Sebastian Gutierrez’s that played lacrosse, but let’s just go with, yeah, he did.
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This guy is going to be a future HoF’r
backup cooking staff
First guy in, last guy out. Puts his hard hat on and lunch pail down and goes to work.
Wait this isn’t another Onion article?
The last lineman named Sebastián we had was pretty good. Using this perfectly bulletproof logic, I predict he will be awesome for us.
> “I think he’s a great young man, and I wish him the best. I think he’ll do well. I think once they let him in the door, he’ll never come out…”
😐
I guess Market Basket is running low on stock boys these days…
Oh Fuck, this guy needs to make it big.
Screw everything, this dude needs to be good
Belichick sipping orange juice…
Quickly googled his name + HS lacrosse and well, there’s a lot of Sebastian Gutierrez’s that played lacrosse, but let’s just go with, yeah, he did.