Ran into everyone’s favorite GM outside the practice facility today. What do you think I told him (Wrong answers only)

37 comments

1. “People say I look just like you!”

2. “Where’s rob Lowe?”

3. All legs no balls

4. “Mind if we take a photo?”

5. Are you on meth

6. “Ay bro real quick question, why tf did u get extended? Did her pussy smell good?”

7. “Since I’m around 6’1 you’ll sign me as a center right”?

8. “I play point guard, can I get a 10 day”

9. “Im a Dapper Dan Man!”

10. Doing a great job Mr Pelinka

11. when is your next extension?

12. “What is salary cap?”

13. “*lOve yOuR wOrK rOb*”

14. Aw man you should’ve asked him how much are his life time season tickets while on the job?

15. Just wait until X comes back, the team will be really good then.

16. Loved him in parks and recs

17. Did you tell him he’s the Russel Westbrick of GM’s?

18. Bring Fisher out of retirement.

19. “Trade westbrook”

20. Reup a 5 year Supermax for Russ.

21. “You’re doing a great job my man. Totally deserved the contract extension. BTW, I wouldn’t have moved Russ this summer either”

22. Westbrook is the best isn’t he, Mr. Pelinka?

23. Would Bob Myers give you advice on how to build a team?

24. lakers in 4

25. Rob you’re the best gm in the league right now no cap……

26. Id be damned if i asked that bum for a pic

27. Is LeBron a good employer?

28. Quit fuckin up

29. These comments are so hilarious 😂 😂😂

30. How was he I really wanna know if he seemed smart or arrogant or dumb cause he’s got me fucked up rn w this team

31. do something.

32. Those are LITRALLY the skinniest pants I’ve ever seen.

33. Hey OP, do us all a solid and give him a wedgie next time you see this fool

34. hey man you look like the bad guy from Wayne’s World. Also, were you in Parks and Rec??

35. “Thanks for panic-trading our championship roster for a $47 million dollar egotistical has-been, Rob!”

36. “You’re doing a good job”

37. “Has anyone told you look exactly like… like … shit, I can’t remember his name …”

    “Rob Lowe, yeah I get that a lo…”

    “No no no, I just remembered, a terrible GM.”