[Up & Adams] “@PeteCarroll wanted me to do it on the sidelines” DK Metcalf told us the whole poop cart story and it’s everything we could have hoped for 😂

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1. We need the evidence

2. That’s gold 😂

3. RELEASE THE POOPY CUT

4. Not like Larry

5. I love every part of this story

6. Such a fun season

7. Thats fucking football right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for the camera bullshit. Men puke, men poop on the field, men deliver their new born baby on the side lines. Fucking hard core dick in the ass butterball foosball fuck it chuck it game time shit. Take it to the showers. Dicks get shoved in places you don’t even remember. We win together we celebrate together.

8. Great story but fuck that interviewer is awful. Luckily DK is a good storyteller

9. I’m dead lol

10. Just have some coaches cover him with some towels like [Nick Novak](https://cdn2.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1012141/10nrh2t_jpg_medium.gif)

11. I love Kay Adams. This is hilarious.

12. This explains a lot. Never knew what DK stood for… Clearly DooKie Metcalf, right??

13. Thumbs up? He should definitely use the ✌️(peace) sign.

14. Guess if Pete Carroll ever ends up in the medical tent we’ll know what’s going on.

15. Don’t they have a bucket in the medical tent for that? And if not, why not?

16. NFL Films Turning Point of the Game.

17. I DO NOT want to see any evidence, nope, none. I take DK’s word on the subject!

18. Best to have a good tight end in long games…

19. Wartime!