@@Chicago White SoxCaption this…November 4, 2022 Caption this… 20 comments“Son, you better get your fucking shit together next season or I’m going to whoop your ass”Why don’t you pull a Marian Hossa ?“Do you do drugs kid?” “Everyday, sir”Time to get you back on the juice.“Son, you have to give up on winning Sox math. Your fucking awful horrible ABs should probably take priority going forward.”“Enjoy your last weekend in Chicago.”Grifol- “Are you winning son?”Yas needs to give up on the beard, I’m sorryHow much more money would it take for you to try running to first base?“One day lad, all this will be yours!”“What, the curtains?”Remember, I’m the reason you’re not the best catcher in your own division…just the most expensive.“Did you just touch my ass?”“No.”“Well can you?”I truly hope this is the last time I see you, Yasmani.“Son, if you don’t bat at least .285 with 25 dingers this year I will personally ensure you never have a job in baseball again.”Do you what DFA means?“How is it possible at 52 that I am that much faster than you? I heard the corpse of Marilyn Monroe in heels can beat you too”.Yaz just got told he can open his Christmas presents early“Yaz, you have been traded to Texas in exchange for three bags of Doritos. I hope you have your bags packed, plane leaves in 3 hours”LT Dan! You got magic legs!“Thank you for service, we decided to keep Abreu instead”Leave a ReplyYou must be logged in to post a comment.
“Son, you have to give up on winning Sox math. Your fucking awful horrible ABs should probably take priority going forward.”
“Son, if you don’t bat at least .285 with 25 dingers this year I will personally ensure you never have a job in baseball again.”
“How is it possible at 52 that I am that much faster than you? I heard the corpse of Marilyn Monroe in heels can beat you too”.
“Yaz, you have been traded to Texas in exchange for three bags of Doritos. I hope you have your bags packed, plane leaves in 3 hours”
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“Son, you better get your fucking shit together next season or I’m going to whoop your ass”
Why don’t you pull a Marian Hossa ?
“Do you do drugs kid?”
“Everyday, sir”
Time to get you back on the juice.
“Son, you have to give up on winning Sox math. Your fucking awful horrible ABs should probably take priority going forward.”
“Enjoy your last weekend in Chicago.”
Grifol- “Are you winning son?”
Yas needs to give up on the beard, I’m sorry
How much more money would it take for you to try running to first base?
“One day lad, all this will be yours!”
“What, the curtains?”
Remember, I’m the reason you’re not the best catcher in your own division…just the most expensive.
“Did you just touch my ass?”
“No.”
“Well can you?”
I truly hope this is the last time I see you, Yasmani.
“Son, if you don’t bat at least .285 with 25 dingers this year I will personally ensure you never have a job in baseball again.”
Do you what DFA means?
“How is it possible at 52 that I am that much faster than you? I heard the corpse of Marilyn Monroe in heels can beat you too”.
Yaz just got told he can open his Christmas presents early
“Yaz, you have been traded to Texas in exchange for three bags of Doritos. I hope you have your bags packed, plane leaves in 3 hours”
LT Dan! You got magic legs!
“Thank you for service, we decided to keep Abreu instead”