[The Beamteam’s Beam is established on Google Maps as a place of worship.](https://goo.gl/maps/UyVgoF6sZogtLudb8)
As of this post, it’s 5 stars and 161 reviews.
Highlights:
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> I was having daily nightmares of Luther Head doing pump fakes, shivers of a 2018 NBA Draft, cold sweats over a speedy athletic center admitting to being scared of the rim. Then I found The Beam. My life has never been the same since. I have found joy in my life. A life once without meaning, now has meaning. I’ve even heard celebrations among others who have found The Beam. We have a common bound when we come here to worship on game days. Patrons take pictures with the beam. Smiles are everywhere. If you are a lost Warriors or even Lakers fan, may you too find joy in The Beam to give your lives meaning
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> This spot is usually pretty lit
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> Then Kings said “let there be light” and there was light. And Kings saw that the light was good. Then they separated the light from 16 years of darkness.
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> Together we announce a new age of harmony. A holy alliance between the Crown and the Faith. The Crown and the Faith are the twin pillars upon which the world rests. Together we will restore the Seven Kingdoms to glory.
It’s turning into a cult. Jump on in.
28 comments
SunKings
This is going to go from kinda entertaining/funny to cringe in like 2 months isnt it?
Very prestigious being labeled as that. Joining other institutions such as Chris Chans house
Whoever came up with this idea needs to get a CEO bonus.
I think this means Vivek doesn’t have to pay taxes anymore.
LIGHT THE BEAM
There needs to be a laser beam themed city jersey and floor for next year please
Time to bring that Tithing money to the alter
I for one welcome our new Beam-Team-King Overlords.
It is there Kings fans shall make their pilgrimage, and hail the mighty beam which represents the greatest team to come out of California.
Praise the Beam
The fuck is a cheese dog
Damn. The Kings really are the people’s team bruh.
I love when teams are actually able to connect with their communities
Man I really hope ya’ll make the playoffs.
Beam got me laid
ALL HAIL THE BEAM
Dream team, redeem team, and beam team. The holy trinity.
Someone put “juicewrld’s memorial” on Google Maps near me, and it’s just this random middle school lmao
1 star review left by me for the Luther Head slander. I will not tolerate this
Is there a possibility this turns into a legit religion?
Kinda like how the “King James Bible” we see in hotel rooms came about because millions of people worship Lebron?
Legit envious of the beam. Genius idea
I still remember in Madden 04 once you reached year 2028 there was an option for you to upgrade to holographic goalposts.
Get Smash Mouth to perform post game, they can modify their massive Shrek hit and sing “I’m a Beamliever!”
light me up!
I’m OOTL, what’s this about?
I don’t understand this beam thing and at this point I’m too afraid to ask.
Did it get removed?
Is there any Beam themed merchandise that I can put on my Xmas list?