Our boy putting in work

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1. Good thing he specified (Ohtani), so we don’t confuse him with the other Shohei

2. 63 dingers incoming

3. In case you confused him with Shohei Cumberbatch.

4. We need to win to keep Ohtani. He will be traded by the deadline. Sticky it

5. Oh good I almost confused him with the guy who would drink an entire bottle of vodka on YouTube

6. This could play out like an alternate dimension Celtic Pride. Trout and Sandoval take Ohtani hostage until he signs with the Angels. Then they team up for a sequel to run Arte out of town.

7. Mike Trout confirmed he is going to try and buy the Angels.

8. Wait… Is Mike Trout buying the Angels?

9. Misery loves company.. and for that, I am all for keeping Mike less lonely by giving shoehei a huge bag, and while ownership continues to drops the ball

10. Arte can’t afford Shohei.

11. Soooo looking at the past eight years that means no playoffs again? I don’t know how that’s gonna sway him.

12. “… except for cutting my salary in half.”

13. I’m pretty sure we all started thinking of erotic fan fiction scenarios in our heads, right guys?