[Mae] Manager John Schneider was out at lunch with his wife, when a woman at another table was choking and couldn’t breathe. Schneider rushed to her aid, performed the Heimlich maneuver, and saved her. Just another day in the life… #BlueJays
Manager John Schneider was out at lunch with his wife, when a woman at another table was choking and couldn’t breathe. Schneider rushed to her aid, performed the Heimlich maneuver, and saved her.
Just another day in the life… #BlueJays— Hazel Mae (@thehazelmae) February 19, 2023
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Not choking this year confirmed, all the way.
Holy fuck Schneids, just out there saving lives now?! Does the skip *have* to go this hard??
Castellanos about to go yard
Hero!
The Legend of John Schneider continues to add chapters. If this keeps up, he’s going to have his own memes like Chuck Norris.
Word is, the next time Kikuchi chokes on the mound, he’ll do the same thing.
🎶 There goes my hero, watch him as he goes 🎶
🎶Schniederman, Schniederman, friendly neighborhood Schniederman🎶
Seriously, what can’t catchers do.
Racking up votes for Manager of the Year already!
I, too, enjoy metaphor!
What a freaking hero. 🤩
new copypasta dropped
That’s my manager.
Once again proving why he’s far better than Montoyo was. Truly a great leader for the Blue Jays.
The hero we all need 😌
The story is being mis-reported. Schneider didn’t actually perform the Heimlich maneuver. He calmly walked over, told the woman to touch his beard and the food came flying out on its own.
That’s my manager
My wife would’ve made me sleep on the couch for helping another woman instead of letting her die. /s
Can confirm, was the piece of food in the woman’s esophagus
Schneider ready for the playoffs
For once it wasn’t just Schneiders face that was red.
Winning games and saving lives…What more can this manager do?!
Schneider knows it’s red in the face, blue in the hat, not the other way around
Too bad he couldn’t stop the choke job in the playoffs last season
It’s not called the Heimlich Manuever anymore…it’s now called the Jay-thrust after Schneider performed the act.
slow motion replay of Schneider lifting the commissioners trophy while that ‘how to save a life song’ plays in the background confirmed this fall.
He’s just working on his dugout signals
Meanwhile half the owners in the league would have tried to stop him from saving her, if they could have.
What a guy! That’s our skipper!
He needs to perform that on Jordan Romano.