Chaos Giraffe will tank this team if its the last thing he does

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1. He’s giving us a late season push for Bedard.

2. Myers for C

   (C being chaos)

3. His season highlight reel is almost tragic to watch, it is something else. Since we are in our tank of all tank seasons though, it’s some humour in these dark times

4. Myers will bring us Bedard.

5. Showing Hirose how not to do it. I like the coaching moves. There’s no better way to learn than to witness the mistakes yourself.

6. I’m just not sure how a guy that’s been in the NHL for a decade can make mistakes like “leave the only dangerous man in front of the net to randomly go behind it when the play isn’t there” unless it’s a conscious decision to give up goals.

   Myers is the tank.

7. There’s a reason why the Jets got rid of him.

8. He’s actually been finding ways to fuck up during our hot streak, incredible for $6M

9. I think Myers is brutal, but come on hers, what the hell else is he supposed to do on these? Garland handed the puck away on the first one, and the second he’s pinching to keep it in (I think, it’s a quick series there, and I won’t watch this crap again). Chaos Giraffe is awful, and the tank commander, but let’s call out actual screw-ups, not make them up (and there are plenty to pull from)