He has arrived


To whom it may concern,

I have officially pledged my allegiance to, no other than, our all powerful leader Arthur Embiid.
I pledge to no longer be trigged by Twitter accounts or Reddit trolls who insist on denying any of my happiness surrounding all mighty Joel. Father of the chosen one.

In response I will focus my energy on the prophet, the messia, our son… Arthur Embiid.

He is our nuclear weapon, our son. When anyone, and I mean anyone, tells you the sixers are down this playoffs, respond peacefully with our lord Arthur’s photo. No one will be able to deny his presence.

Thankfully,
Arthur’s humble servant

17 comments
  1. Child of a supermodel and a superstar athlete worth hundreds of millions of dollars

    Still plays with little plastic tow trucks like he’s in his own world

    Yup, that’s a little boy alright 😄

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