GAME THREAD: Sacramento Kings (2-0) @ Golden State Warriors (0-2) – (April 21, 2023)

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1. Not even mad, Kings are playing like straight trash. So are the Warriors, but at least their trash is in a nice neat pile

2. Do I have to be a douchebag to like the warriors or is there another way? Uncanny.

3. if you cried about warriors fans crying about fouls and now you’re crying about fouls, just stop

4. Warriors shouldn’t be winning without Dray and Gp2. It’s the refs fault for why they’re up!

5. Kings Box Score looking like 9/11

6. In the kingdom of Sacramento, King DeAaron ruled with an iron fist, using his power to oppress the people and enrich himself at their expense. But in the neighboring kingdom of Oakland, there lived a brave and skilled warrior named Stephen, who had heard of DeAaron’s tyranny and decided to take action.

   Stephen gathered a group of loyal warriors and set out on a journey to Sacramento, determined to overthrow the king and free the people from his oppression. Along the way, they encountered numerous obstacles and enemies, but Stephen’s fighting skills and leadership proved to be a powerful asset, and they persevered through each challenge.

   Upon arriving in Sacramento, Stephen and his warriors launched a surprise attack on the castle, catching the king and his army off guard. The battle was fierce and intense, but Stephen’s group fought with all their might, their determination and bravery inspiring the people of Sacramento to rise up and join the fight.

   As the battle raged on, Stephen found himself face-to-face with King DeAaron himself. The king was a formidable opponent, but Stephen was skilled and quick, using his sword to deflect his attacks and strike back with deadly precision.

   After a long and grueling battle, Stephen emerged victorious, delivering the final blow that brought King DeAaron to his knees. With the king defeated and the people finally free from his tyranny, Stephen took his place as the new ruler of Sacramento, pledging to rule with justice, compassion, and fairness.

   Under Stephen’s leadership, the kingdom of Sacramento flourished, and the people prospered. His bravery and heroism became the stuff of legend, and he was remembered for generations as the warrior who dethroned a cruel and oppressive king, bringing freedom and justice to the people of Sacramento.

7. Guess I’ll watch Norman Powell vs KD for 10 minutes

8. Shaq looks slimmer

9. Is is time to start talking about Looney being top 5 centers all time?

10. So this series is gonna go to 7 eh

11. Looney is the fucking GOAT lol

12. They said that was a new E-40 song? Fr?

13. lol they didn’t talk about the Kings at all at halftime

14. Steph has to have the best cardio in the NBA. Dude can run around defenders FOREVER

15. I think Steve Kerr is probably most relieved that Malik Monk looks like Lakers Malik Monk tonight. Is tough enough that they have to play Sabonis and Fox, but adding a reincarnated Dr. J to the mix was probably a bit overwhelming.

16. Looney is so damn valuable. Does all the little things so well, that most centers probably wouldn’t be able to replicate honestly

17. Let’s say there were some type of points based system to measure the performances of the teams in this game.

    How much would you assign each team in this points based system?

18. Worst half of the season. Bad effort, missed lots of shots, sloppy turnovers. If we don’t come out with our heads on it’s over

19. I like how a 32oz cup looks like a regular size in the hand of Shaq

20. The narrative went from Draymond is a bum, to prime Jordan, and now back to bum since the Dubs winning

21. It may not be obvious right now but the reason Warriors are winning is because of Donte “Villanova Star” Divincenzo. Wait for his dominating performance.

22. Concrete proof that draymond is the most overrated player of all time

23. I think its rigged how the refs keep taking the ball and swishing 3’s for the Warriors.

24. You know I feel like the kings figured out how to defend us with dray in, but we throwing some random ass line ups and hustle and I think it throwing them off

25. Serious question: if the warriors were to go on to win this series would all the non-warriors fans just blame the refs?

    Curious to know

26. Why is Steph a pacified toddler? Put that ish back in your mouth. No one wants to see that.

27. Hahahaha How does it feel kings fans? Watching your team play like the warriors on the road? Yeah must feel real frustrating watching them play so badly. Now you might take 5 games to win hahaha

28. Warriors in 7

29. Kings still win this

30. Why is Steph a pacified toddler? Put that ish back in your mouth. No one wants to see that.

31. Draymond off the bench going forward.

    Also for a minute I thought Moody was him.

32. Jordan Poole gives me “Eddie Murphy’s partner in an 80s cop comedy movie” vibes. I dig it.

33. Its a wrap for the series if warriors can pull this off without their top 2 defenders

34. Alright who’s gonna get hit in the nuts this game

35. Only 3 players in this game in double digits at half? Prepare to buckle in everyone?

36. Give Kings fans a break, they haven’t been to the playoffs since Eisenhower was President.

37. Kings gotta secure those defensive rebounds. Can’t have Looney running the show with all those offensive rebounds!

38. Chuck with the best unfiltered takes as usual

39. Jordan Poole is a walking turnover

40. Lol tell ‘em chuck