Let’s talk sleeve patches. Which of these major companies would you mind the least being a sponsor?
April 21, 2023
Let’s talk sleeve patches. Which of these major companies would you mind the least being a sponsor?
28 comments
Please god no
Get that bullshit succubus mermaid off my beautiful main character
I’m in favor of a sponsor who does Photoshop classes.
Those are terrible, just terrible.
As much as I’m “meh” on T-Mobile as a company, it would kinda fit the stadiums aesthetic.
Proton research center and replace Mariners Moose with Rick Griffin
Dicks.
Not only because it’s potty humor, but also because they are one of the least problematic companies listed here. Proton would be fine too.
What we’re not even gonna consider All City Fence?
Do sports teams count as major companies? If so, I nominate the Seattle Mariners.
Whatever company pays us enough to actually pay for a DH, I don’t care how ugly it is. Can’t any worse than going from Blue/Green stadium colors to Pink
Leavitt Group Northwest.
You know. Go Call Bob.
Real answer would be REI if we had to have a sponsor patch.
None. But dicks for sure.
Dicks then Costco. Not too bad companies.
As someone who works for Costco, I love the sentiment. But you’ll never see us on a patch because we don’t pay for advertisements lol 🙃🥲
That said. I am a little surprised we don’t have Nintendo.
Dicks, Nintendo, Amazon, Microsoft and then everything else in last place.
It’s gonna end up being something terrible like jack in the box
If it’s the proton therapy center can I not hear about getting diagnosed with cancer on opening day anymore
The realist in me thinks the Starbucks logo would make a ton of sense. But the coffee drinker with taste buds in me thinks it’s an awful idea.
If forced to have a sponsor, I wouldn’t mind Microsoft or Nintendo.
How about the Eskimo from Alaska Airlines?
Taco Time!
If I had to recommend a sponsor I absolutely would.
If Microsoft is Xbox branded like the old sounders, I would be sort of ok with
nintendo would be the least offensive imo
Dicks, Protons, maybe Costco. Everything else can fuck off
Fingers crossed for Nintendo
Costco because they have great pizza, think about the costco slices at the stadium for cheap
I dont want any ad patches on the uniforms period.
None.
Dick’s is the only right answer here
Dicks.
Also, what’s that on his right thumb? Some sort of grip bit?
28 comments
Please god no
Get that bullshit succubus mermaid off my beautiful main character
I’m in favor of a sponsor who does Photoshop classes.
Those are terrible, just terrible.
As much as I’m “meh” on T-Mobile as a company, it would kinda fit the stadiums aesthetic.
Proton research center and replace Mariners Moose with Rick Griffin
Dicks.
Not only because it’s potty humor, but also because they are one of the least problematic companies listed here. Proton would be fine too.
What we’re not even gonna consider All City Fence?
Do sports teams count as major companies? If so, I nominate the Seattle Mariners.
Whatever company pays us enough to actually pay for a DH, I don’t care how ugly it is. Can’t any worse than going from Blue/Green stadium colors to Pink
Leavitt Group Northwest.
You know. Go Call Bob.
Real answer would be REI if we had to have a sponsor patch.
None. But dicks for sure.
Dicks then Costco. Not too bad companies.
As someone who works for Costco, I love the sentiment. But you’ll never see us on a patch because we don’t pay for advertisements lol 🙃🥲
That said. I am a little surprised we don’t have Nintendo.
Dicks, Nintendo, Amazon, Microsoft and then everything else in last place.
It’s gonna end up being something terrible like jack in the box
If it’s the proton therapy center can I not hear about getting diagnosed with cancer on opening day anymore
The realist in me thinks the Starbucks logo would make a ton of sense. But the coffee drinker with taste buds in me thinks it’s an awful idea.
If forced to have a sponsor, I wouldn’t mind Microsoft or Nintendo.
How about the Eskimo from Alaska Airlines?
Taco Time!
If I had to recommend a sponsor I absolutely would.
If Microsoft is Xbox branded like the old sounders, I would be sort of ok with
nintendo would be the least offensive imo
Dicks, Protons, maybe Costco. Everything else can fuck off
Fingers crossed for Nintendo
Costco because they have great pizza, think about the costco slices at the stadium for cheap
I dont want any ad patches on the uniforms period.
None.
Dick’s is the only right answer here
Dicks.
Also, what’s that on his right thumb? Some sort of grip bit?