@@Chicago White SoxSomeone in the postgame thread said time to start holding tryouts open to the public and it reminded me of this old Onion articleApril 26, 2023 Someone in the postgame thread said time to start holding tryouts open to the public and it reminded me of this old Onion article 9 commentsWe should get Danny McBride to try out for the team.They’d score just as many runs as these clowns. May as well try itIt’s hilarious that we’re at this point again *after* the rebuild. Fucking awesome. I can play right.Probably time to go full Savanna Bananas on this situation, right?THAT WAS ME, u/CokaneCowgirl! I THINK A TEAM OF REGULAR GUYS FROM THE CITY, AND EVEN THIS SUB, WOULD BE SOME FUN TO SEEI remember when this article came out. The team was completely shit and we are headed straight back to more of those times. So depressing.I always joked that I can be a bears offensive lineman. Just as effective and I’ll do it at a third of the price!Lol the little kid at 2B is even funnier because he’s facing the wrong way.Thank u for this. I forget about the onion sometimes. I’m putting a quick link to the homepage on my phone. Thank u again. The onion fucking rules.Leave a ReplyYou must be logged in to post a comment.
It’s hilarious that we’re at this point again *after* the rebuild. Fucking awesome. I can play right.
THAT WAS ME, u/CokaneCowgirl! I THINK A TEAM OF REGULAR GUYS FROM THE CITY, AND EVEN THIS SUB, WOULD BE SOME FUN TO SEE
I remember when this article came out. The team was completely shit and we are headed straight back to more of those times. So depressing.
I always joked that I can be a bears offensive lineman. Just as effective and I’ll do it at a third of the price!
Thank u for this. I forget about the onion sometimes. I’m putting a quick link to the homepage on my phone. Thank u again. The onion fucking rules.
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We should get Danny McBride to try out for the team.
They’d score just as many runs as these clowns. May as well try it
It’s hilarious that we’re at this point again *after* the rebuild. Fucking awesome. I can play right.
Probably time to go full Savanna Bananas on this situation, right?
THAT WAS ME, u/CokaneCowgirl! I THINK A TEAM OF REGULAR GUYS FROM THE CITY, AND EVEN THIS SUB, WOULD BE SOME FUN TO SEE
I remember when this article came out. The team was completely shit and we are headed straight back to more of those times. So depressing.
I always joked that I can be a bears offensive lineman. Just as effective and I’ll do it at a third of the price!
Lol the little kid at 2B is even funnier because he’s facing the wrong way.
Thank u for this. I forget about the onion sometimes. I’m putting a quick link to the homepage on my phone. Thank u again. The onion fucking rules.