Lukas van ness gf slapped on the butt by dad💚💛

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1. 👀

2. What happens in the Van Ness home….stays in the Van Ness home

3. he gave it a second smack in case it didn’t jiggle the first time 💀

4. Uh

5. He said she’s built like her mom. (Oh yes, I’m aware of *the implication*)

6. Yo that’s actually kind of weird

7. If this was a reaction to Lukas just making a play it would be super creepy. Given the circumstances that his son just went pro and is going to be rich I think he just over did it.

8. Flashback to this: https://dailysnark.com/2022/12/31/dad-of-michigan-qb-jj-mccarthy-goes-viral-for-getting-caught-touching-his-sons-girlfriends-butt-during-bowl-game/

9. NGL, kinda weird.

10. Thlap athhhh

11. In his defense. It’s a hell of a butt.

12. This family fucks

13. Oh…they’re that kind of family

14. No no no

15. That gf is the sister of Chicago Bears TE Cole Kmet. Once again we are owning the Bears.

16. I’m sure Reddit will take this one well

17. Now let’s zoom in closer . I ain’t get a good look at that .

18. Hard to tell if intentional or not; gonna give him the benefit of the doubt and say in his excitement he just was moving his hands fast/maybe thought it was his own wife

    But yeah, that’s a lot of benefit of the doubt; pretty odd

    But Go Pack regardless haha

19. The result was weird, but he probably wasn’t even thinking. I’m not sure what would be going through my mind if my kid got drafted in the 1st round of the NFL draft, but I wouldn’t be thinking or acting clearly and probably would be having an out of body experience.

20. It’s OK, they are a football family. Ass slapping and spitting are allowed for all occasions.

21. What’s with weirdo dads touching butts of gfs?

22. Isn’t that Cole Kmets sister too lol

23. His mom is a dime piece as well

24. It’s a nice ass.

25. Soooooo weird.

26. lol some of you are so horned up it’s crazy. Nothing about that was sexual, stop making everything criminal.

27. Classic Illinois resident behavior

28. This is the comment section that finally makes me unsub from this community.

29. If my dad slaps my wife’s butt, we’re fighting on the spot

30. Dad’s definitely hitting that. All of this time it’s been believed that only Iowa constituted the Appalachia of the Midwest. Maybe Illinois is in there too.

31. Oh man. This is awkward.

32. not to be a raging feminist, but to be that, this shit is fucking stupid, gross, and he needs to control his emotions like an adult.

33. Gross

34. That’s a baseball rump tap, not an HR violation-type.

35. “Ehhhhhh I don’t know Jim”