Today is the day, let’s make Bedard to STL happen! NHL draft lottery is tonight at 7cst on ESPN.

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1. >*3.5% odds at first overall*

   So you’re saying there IS a chance?!

2. If we win I’m making a nice steak.

   If we don’t I’m still making a nice steak.

3. There’s no chance of us picking 3-9, right, it’s either 1, 2, or 10+?

4. I just want to make Binnington & Bedard shitposts in the hockey suubreddits.

5. How much you think we’d have to bribe Bettman to rig the lottery? Maybe we could crowdfund it.

6. The 10 has never moved up in the draft. Do with that what you will

7. Manifesting a Blues lottery win, but also manifesting that Chicago doesn’t win because that’d be the worst outcome for hockey as a whole.

8. Three most likely scenarios:

   Improbable odds, Blues get #1 pick. Take Bedard. He looks good on day one. Has golf cart accident. Doesn’t looks so good anymore. Is traded.

   Likely odds, Chicago gets number one pick. Takes Bedard. He fights a cabbie. Has HOF career.

   Please for the love of all that is holy odds, Bedard ends up in the Eastern conference.

9. As a lifelong Blues fan this isn’t the type of thing we’re allowed to have.

   But damn, would that be nice…

10. Anyone but the hawks

11. Only took me 60 attempts to get Blues at #1 in the mock draft simulator. Got to #2 twice in there. There’s a chance!

    Edit: Second attempt only took 4 tries!

12. I’d poop my pants if this happens. Come on baby!

13. I hope we get something good.