Blue Jays fans are eating hot dogs at a frankly alarming rate
May 18, 2023
Blue Jays fans are eating hot dogs at a frankly alarming rate
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If I didn’t care about money I’d probably get 3 dogs per game
I’m a sucker for a great article title and this one is awesome.
So these were the Fat Boys that Schneider was referencing.
America doing what it does best. Exporting obesity!!
Throat goats
If it’s a dollar dog night, I’ll get at least 3, likely 4-6
I mean we all love a good wiener
And they say journalism is dead…
I already order 4 glizzies when I go to a game, if they were a $1 I’d probably eat 6 or so.
They got those dawgs in ‘em
Confirmed
Blue Jays love weiners
<scoff> This is why it was a mistake to give the *Canadians* a baseball team.
Baseball is America’s Pastime, where the people know how to appreciate a quality* hot dog! Those commies aren’t even devouring two dogs per person on $1 hot dog night! Talk about some loonies!
Guys – you can’t skip lunch! You just can’t
Any stat nerds here wanna do the math for me, and plot out the stats of stadium hot dog sales and win/loss records? And could that data then be brought to an avg rate of hot dog/attendee, to bypass discrepancy of attendance?
I feel like cost, while an influence, would likely be minimal. I feel like if you wanna dog, you wanna dog.
I don’t expect any correlation (after attendance is factored in) but I feel like these are stats important enough to find out 😂
“Why does Canada put milk in bags?”
You know, I’ve wondered this myself. Of all containers for a liquid you plan on portioning out, a plastic bag has to be among the worst.
Also heard in Canada:
“Hey my car is on E. You don’t happen to have a bag of gas do you?”
“Yea I’ve got a new can of Copenhagen but for the life of me I can’t find where I put my spit bag.”
“You look tired honey. I’ll put a fresh bag of coffee on.”
“Did you hear about the potluck? I won’t really have time to cook anything complicated so I’ll probably just bring a bag of chili.”
“…yea my lawnmower’s been acting up. Not sure what the de- hey Bill, while you’ve got the cooler open will you grab me a bag of beer out of there?”
Not the wurst title I’ve seen
Throating*
It’s the wurst possible outcome.
Gobbling them glizzys you could say
“”Loonie Dogs Night” is an incredible Toronto tradition that allows fans to purchase hot dogs for one loonie, which is a single Canadian dollar. Why do they call them Loonies? I don’t really know. Why does Canada put milk in bags? I don’t know that either.”
Now this here was a great read.
I really hope they call the cash registers loonie bins
Dude writing the article really doesn’t know why they call loonies loonies. Maybe it’s the fucking duck on it.
Edit: I guess loons aren’t ducks
They really need to start selling hot dog bowls
I would routinely eat 6 hot dogs at white Sox games when they had $1 dogs
Last Tuesday I accomplished the dog an inning challenge. My one friend went above and beyond with 12 so 21 combined between us
These are the titles and photos AI can’t give us.
Can confirm I’m from Toronto and I LOVE big giant sausage right in my mouth.
#TeamDeepThroat
Glizzy Goblins
I see this as a badge of honour for Canada.
Doctor: Ummm, so, Toronto, I got your blood work in, and I have a couple of questions.
Toronto: …okay
Doctor: Just about, how many…hot dogs, do you eat a day?
50 comments
If I didn’t care about money I’d probably get 3 dogs per game
I’m a sucker for a great article title and this one is awesome.
So these were the Fat Boys that Schneider was referencing.
America doing what it does best. Exporting obesity!!
Throat goats
If it’s a dollar dog night, I’ll get at least 3, likely 4-6
I mean we all love a good wiener
And they say journalism is dead…
I already order 4 glizzies when I go to a game, if they were a $1 I’d probably eat 6 or so.
They got those dawgs in ‘em
Confirmed
Blue Jays love weiners
<scoff> This is why it was a mistake to give the *Canadians* a baseball team.
Baseball is America’s Pastime, where the people know how to appreciate a quality* hot dog! Those commies aren’t even devouring two dogs per person on $1 hot dog night! Talk about some loonies!
Guys – you can’t skip lunch! You just can’t
Any stat nerds here wanna do the math for me, and plot out the stats of stadium hot dog sales and win/loss records? And could that data then be brought to an avg rate of hot dog/attendee, to bypass discrepancy of attendance?
I feel like cost, while an influence, would likely be minimal. I feel like if you wanna dog, you wanna dog.
I don’t expect any correlation (after attendance is factored in) but I feel like these are stats important enough to find out 😂
“Why does Canada put milk in bags?”
You know, I’ve wondered this myself. Of all containers for a liquid you plan on portioning out, a plastic bag has to be among the worst.
Also heard in Canada:
“Hey my car is on E. You don’t happen to have a bag of gas do you?”
“Yea I’ve got a new can of Copenhagen but for the life of me I can’t find where I put my spit bag.”
“You look tired honey. I’ll put a fresh bag of coffee on.”
“Did you hear about the potluck? I won’t really have time to cook anything complicated so I’ll probably just bring a bag of chili.”
“…yea my lawnmower’s been acting up. Not sure what the de- hey Bill, while you’ve got the cooler open will you grab me a bag of beer out of there?”
Not the wurst title I’ve seen
Throating*
It’s the wurst possible outcome.
Gobbling them glizzys you could say
“”Loonie Dogs Night” is an incredible Toronto tradition that allows fans to purchase hot dogs for one loonie, which is a single Canadian dollar. Why do they call them Loonies? I don’t really know. Why does Canada put milk in bags? I don’t know that either.”
Now this here was a great read.
I really hope they call the cash registers loonie bins
Dude writing the article really doesn’t know why they call loonies loonies. Maybe it’s the fucking duck on it.
Edit: I guess loons aren’t ducks
They really need to start selling hot dog bowls
I would routinely eat 6 hot dogs at white Sox games when they had $1 dogs
Last Tuesday I accomplished the dog an inning challenge. My one friend went above and beyond with 12 so 21 combined between us
These are the titles and photos AI can’t give us.
Can confirm I’m from Toronto and I LOVE big giant sausage right in my mouth.
#TeamDeepThroat
Glizzy Goblins
I see this as a badge of honour for Canada.
Doctor: Ummm, so, Toronto, I got your blood work in, and I have a couple of questions.
Toronto: …okay
Doctor: Just about, how many…hot dogs, do you eat a day?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vaAF_GAc3Mk
Angels should have an Ohtani wiener night.
Frankly alarming rate. Hahahah.
The Canadians are trying to out obesity us? I’d like to see them try
How can you not be romantic about baseball?
If eating an abundance of hot dogs is wrong then I don’t want to be right
This is probably the only thing there is for the rest of the league to like about the blue Jays rn lol
Need a hot dog bucket, like fries, but fingers
Glizzy gobbler
It’s because we all get fucked for everything else price wise and make it a point to hate ourselves when we are presented with anything AYCE.
Also, yeah, we’re kind of sluts.
Who let the dogs out?
The jays fans are just eating their feelings from another year without a Canadian team in the Stanley cup finals and the leafs postseason performance.
“How many hot dogs are you gonna drive into you?” just gained new meaning.
they want to look like half of their team
4 with a coke is $11.23
I went on Tuesday. I ate 8. I felt sick. I stuck it out.
The Canadians are coming for Joey Chestnut
> Why do they call them Loonies? I don’t really know.
Because there’s a loon on the Canadian dollar coin.
We call them loonies because of the fuckin loon on them, duh
Who ever sausage a thing!?!?
Myself and 9 friends consumed 52 of these sweet meatly processed prizes on this past Tuesday