GAME THREAD: Boston Celtics (2-3) @ Miami Heat (3-2) – (May 28, 2023)

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1. Dont let us win 1

2. r/Heat really saying their 3-0 loss would be less embarassing than 3-1 Warriors…

   Stop comparing

   Y’all just trying to do some damage control 😂

3. Start Tkachuk on wing you cowards

4. If ^Heat win, my ^brother has to eat a raw ^chicken breast

   ~~Let’s go Heat!~~

5. i’m here for some good wholesome fun

6. Haslem legacy game inc.

7. Boston in 7

8. May 28th?

9. How do I watch this game legally without subscribing to cable/streaming?

10. My peepee is starting to get not so smol boys!

11. This dude slammed the bruins

12. We need Playoff Jimmy tonight! Let’s Go Heat!!

13. I swear my cable always messes up on these big NBA games. None tnt channels are working

14. Just saw that Brogdon is out. Is Vincent playing?

15. Hot take: Miami shouldn’t let them get three

16. I’m a complete Celtics gooner and it’s one of my (lesbian) friends MURDER MYSTERY party where I’m gonna have to be in character as someone at the 1893 worlds fair.

    Phones just gonna have to go off so I’ll be living in 1893 for the next 3 hours pray for my sanity bros

17. I don’t give a FUCK about hockey

18. Fuck Boston… and hockey

19. Shaq: I don’t watch hockey 🏒

    Google images: Shaq in a Kraken jersey appears

20. celtics fans were loud as fuck in game 5 let’s see how heat fans are gonna do

21. shaq thinking he came up with “home ice advantage” haha

22. Tatum with the Kobe dickriding drip tonight. Celtics losing guaranteed

23. Fuck it we ball…let’s see how this goes.

24. The NHL would benefit from telling non hockey fans it’s like football and lacrosse but it’s on ice

    And it’s like watching a car wreck in slow mo

25. Damn, Taytum was the token at his high school?

26. Matthew Tkachuk is 6’2 210 and looks like a child next to Shaq

27. Playoff OT hockey is insane!

    I don’t even watch hockey but when it’s OT, I’m turning it on.

28. Jimmer Buthurt will be exposed as the limited player that he is after tonight’s loss.

29. When are they going to talk about Golf??

30. MPJ > Tabum and Bumler combined imo

31. Heat 4-1

32. If I see Butler posting stories of himself playing cards hours before the game starts, I swear I’m going to lose my mind.

33. I do not like the Boston Celtics

34. That 6 minute interview was better than any marketing the NHL has done in the last 30 years

35. Legit my favorite show on tv, I don’t watch hockey but I love to see top competitors chop it up

36. how hilarious would it be if Celtics tie this then lose game 7 in their own building

37. I want Miami to win but I feel like a game 7 ECF on memorial day to have a historic series comeback for the bigger fanbase is an NBA wet dream

38. Fuck Ja, gonna need a wellness check on the #Culture boys if they lose this one

39. 2023 and Snoop Dogg + Charles Barkley hyping up hockey 😆😆