i actually have no idea how their percentile updates work
We could roll this guy out against Oakland and he’d give up at least 7 runs
yeah thats not good
I’m not ready to rule out a potential Space Jam talent stealing situation
He’s 25. What happened?
Honestly this is better than I expected.
Pretty comparable to Brandon Bielak’s savant page
You just love to see it.
I thought he was gonna be a hit. turns out he FUCKING SUCKS
He’s still preparing for his fight with Gerrit Cole instead of preparing on how to pitch
What exactly is extension?
If you want to see a really high percentile, put body fat up there
Not great, Bob.
Where does he rank in Something You Put in Tires (SYPT)?
What? No weight percentile?
Wheres he sitting as far as BMI+ goes
Remember guys, pressure is something you fill tires with.
Wow great extension. Solid fastball spin rate too. Just get that velo up, induce more swings and misses, avoid hard contact better, get hitters to chase more, walk less hitters, get the barrel rate down and he’ll be in good shape.
Is karma a thing for being a cocky prick?
It’s incredible how he went from legitimate Cy Young contender to arguably one of the worst pitchers in all of baseball.
I love seeing him get torched
People say he’s bad, uhhhh look at that extension tho
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At least he’s getting good extension.
Damn, he’s cooked.
does this include todays game
i actually have no idea how their percentile updates work
We could roll this guy out against Oakland and he’d give up at least 7 runs
yeah thats not good
I’m not ready to rule out a potential Space Jam talent stealing situation
He’s 25. What happened?
Honestly this is better than I expected.
Pretty comparable to Brandon Bielak’s savant page
You just love to see it.
I thought he was gonna be a hit. turns out he FUCKING SUCKS
He’s still preparing for his fight with Gerrit Cole instead of preparing on how to pitch
What exactly is extension?
If you want to see a really high percentile, put body fat up there
Not great, Bob.
Where does he rank in Something You Put in Tires (SYPT)?
What? No weight percentile?
Wheres he sitting as far as BMI+ goes
Remember guys, pressure is something you fill tires with.
Wow great extension. Solid fastball spin rate too. Just get that velo up, induce more swings and misses, avoid hard contact better, get hitters to chase more, walk less hitters, get the barrel rate down and he’ll be in good shape.
Is karma a thing for being a cocky prick?
It’s incredible how he went from legitimate Cy Young contender to arguably one of the worst pitchers in all of baseball.
I love seeing him get torched
People say he’s bad, uhhhh look at that extension tho
Something something pressure tires
I love it 🙂