Will Brennan stats before and after killing the bird
June 9, 2023
Will Brennan stats before and after killing the bird
14 comments
It’s no coincidence that his dinger hit the ***fowl*** pole last night.
And we’ve got folks complaining about Nolan Jones being good with the Rockies right now.
Brennan killed a bird and became Barry Bonds.
We’ve got our RF.
Arias in at SS and i feel like we’re getting close.
That bird died for this offenses sins
RIP bird. You did not die in vain
Opening Day – May 22nd, birds killed: 0
May 23rd to now, birds killed: 1
Coincidence? I think not!!!
Worked for Cerrano.
The spirit of that bird lives inside Billy Birdman Brennan
Pedro Cerrano approves
BIRD WAS RETIRED SO THAT THE TEAM WOULD THRIVE.
Classic blood sacrifice to increase offensive production.
Idk, I’ve killed like 19 pidgeons and I still suck at my job.
Build a statue for the bird
I just realized that a bird legit killed itself on my windshield two days ago, and yesterday I got a job offer after nearly five months of unemployment. Hmmmm…
14 comments
It’s no coincidence that his dinger hit the ***fowl*** pole last night.
And we’ve got folks complaining about Nolan Jones being good with the Rockies right now.
Brennan killed a bird and became Barry Bonds.
We’ve got our RF.
Arias in at SS and i feel like we’re getting close.
That bird died for this offenses sins
RIP bird. You did not die in vain
Opening Day – May 22nd, birds killed: 0
May 23rd to now, birds killed: 1
Coincidence? I think not!!!
Worked for Cerrano.
The spirit of that bird lives inside Billy Birdman Brennan
Pedro Cerrano approves
BIRD WAS RETIRED SO THAT THE TEAM WOULD THRIVE.
Classic blood sacrifice to increase offensive production.
Idk, I’ve killed like 19 pidgeons and I still suck at my job.
Build a statue for the bird
I just realized that a bird legit killed itself on my windshield two days ago, and yesterday I got a job offer after nearly five months of unemployment. Hmmmm…