Rangers signed RHP Ryan Tepera to a minor league contract.

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1. But will they call him up for game 4?

2. Booby trap successfully placed.

3. Inb4 MF starts throwing like DeGrom

4. Not the onion?

5. Haha

6. Good luck with that

7. Sleeper Agent #52 successfully infiltrated his target.

   Nothing against him, but I hope he pitches against us & we rake, the same way everyone raked off him this year while pitching for us.

8. I had a feeling they’d pick him up.

9. Next let’s give them Loup

10. They should activate him for tomorrow’s game

11. Let the angels tee of him. He sucks. And he got paid to suck.

12. I wish him all the best when pitching against all teams not based in Anaheim. Seriously, I don’t care if he turns into peak Mo Rivera as long as he blows up against us.

13. Hahaha. All part of the plan

    Step 1) TepERA sucks
    Step 2) DFA
    Step 3) Texas signs him
    Step 4) he costs Texas in key games down the stretch giving the halos the division crown.

    Almost there boys