The Mets have scheduled Steve Cohen’s press conference today for 4 p.m

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1. Why do it so late in the day? Feels like a pretty big distraction

2. Perfect, right when my work calls end!

3. Cohen: “Our new GM, Mike Franceska”

   Mike: “Ughkay, thanks Steve. You know the Wilpons blackballed me. Even after I got them Piazza. Dawg and I did that. Ok? First thing I’m doing is bringing in the RF fence to 299 ft….”

4. Steve is going to announce he is selling the team and we are getting the return of Gods gift to baseball Jeff Wilpon as new owner.

5. Steve is going to announce that from this point forward Showalter will assemble the lineup live on television suspended over a dunk tank. If enough fans are unhappy about his decisions and vote to dunk they can dunk him, and if he is dunked he must amend the lineup.

6. Where can we watch this?

7. Where can I watch?

8. I heard he has been caught inside trading. Apparently some scouts tipped him off saying that the prospects they traded for Escobar are really good

9. Where’s the stream?

10. why did they give this man a dasani water bottle? That shit is nasty

11. Someone tl;dw please

12. He said a whole lot of nothing tbh