10 reasons the Eagles will be a dumpster fire this season

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1. Sports writers have such an easy job. They just have to write stupid clickbait shit.

   Is anyone looking for a writer for their website?

2. Claiming our current defensive line can’t replace Hargrave (who was not even our top sacker) is a stretch. The special teams stuff is real though. That had a tangible impact on the Super Bowl for us and likely will again if they don’t sort that out.

3. This was mildly disappointing considering the 49ers story book.

4. Only worried if: 1. injury luck regression hits hard, or 2. Jurgans or Dean dissapoints. Otherwise I’m expecting 12 wins and a bye unless the Niners go crazy in the regular season

5. Gotta love the off-season. Birds win it all

6. I love Nick Sirianni

7. If anything the strongest argument can be summed as “we’re Philly, our sports teams always underdeliver.”

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9. Idk why but Atreyu riding Falkor got me 😆

10. This article has a million examples but they’re showing examples of things we did poorly last year… And won.