Amateur baseball mascot charged with joining Capitol riot in red face paint and Trump hat
August 2, 2023
2023 really is quite the season.
Because, yeah, why not…
13 comments
Okay this is Fuckin hilarious
Terrorists getting consequences. This seems like a good thing.
This should do wonders for the league-wide perception that Cardinals fans are all undereducated hillbillies, well done sir
Thin blue line indeed
Ruh roh
Get a brain morans
🤞 please be the Cardinal Cowboy
While we’re on the topic, I think we all need to re-examine what it means to be an “amateur baseball mascot” if all it takes is wearing red face paint to some games, while simultaneously not being employed in any capacity by the organization. Because this title appears to exist somewhere between “stayed at a Holiday Inn Express” and [“Pork Rind Expert”](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ctd8YVrUsAAFTE0.jpg) in terms of self-declared station in life.
Good, fuck him. Hope he goes to prison.
I’ve never heard or seen this person at any games.
Missouri really does have some real winners as super fans. X-Factor, the Wolf bank robber, now this guy.
This is going to open us up to all kinds of jokes…that people were already making I guess.
13 comments
Okay this is Fuckin hilarious
Terrorists getting consequences. This seems like a good thing.
This should do wonders for the league-wide perception that Cardinals fans are all undereducated hillbillies, well done sir
Thin blue line indeed
Ruh roh
Get a brain morans
🤞 please be the Cardinal Cowboy
While we’re on the topic, I think we all need to re-examine what it means to be an “amateur baseball mascot” if all it takes is wearing red face paint to some games, while simultaneously not being employed in any capacity by the organization. Because this title appears to exist somewhere between “stayed at a Holiday Inn Express” and [“Pork Rind Expert”](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ctd8YVrUsAAFTE0.jpg) in terms of self-declared station in life.
Good, fuck him. Hope he goes to prison.
I’ve never heard or seen this person at any games.
Missouri really does have some real winners as super fans. X-Factor, the Wolf bank robber, now this guy.
This is going to open us up to all kinds of jokes…that people were already making I guess.
The worst part of almost any team is its fans.
I know his ass was happy about the Flaherty trade