I just learned that La Porta directly translates to “The Door” in Italian (Sam is Italian). This seems like a slam dunk of a nickname, “The Door is wide open!” “The Door cannot be locked up!” “The Door has slammed this game shut!” (I wrote all of these in Dan Miller’s voice). Thoughts on this? Has anyone thought or said this before?
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I would say “The Door” is a terrible nickname for an OL or TE
Nah man, if anything, Slam LaPorta is cooler. Because that translates to Slam the Door.
I hate it.
I can assure you that won’t stick
Air Bud, dude has the personality of a golden retriever
Because of everyone disagreeing with you, I’m willing to break on through to the other side.
The Door is our TE
Offseason posts be like:
Hodor
I thought about it and no
I’ve never loved a post and hated a nickname more. Big ups, bro.
hodor!
I actually love it.
His peninsula is way too close to Green Bay.