Since people are overreacting to every Chris Jones tweet at the moment, I wanted to reassure some of you that Chris just seems to really love God and would like to tweet about that, apropos of nothing.
Since people are overreacting to every Chris Jones tweet at the moment, I wanted to reassure some of you that Chris just seems to really love God and would like to tweet about that, apropos of nothing.
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Yeah but how many of those came after getting an extension signed? Or getting traded? Or taking a paycut? Or being told he can try out for QB? I think we should leave the speculations open about what it could possibly mean this time. It’s gotta mean SOMETHING!
Thank you God
My money is on McDonalds accidentally giving him an extra hasbrown with his breakfast this morning.
Gonna need someone to research those dates and see if anything notable happened for the Chiefs / CJ on each.
I’m also kidding and it almost assuredly means nothing…unless?
When he is finally signed and this madness is over we will all say Thank You God
Thank you God!
“God bless you!”
“Oh he does, mom, he does.”
God you thank
You got to read between the lines. He posted it at 9:01. 9 + 0 + 1 = 10. The only other time CJ had 10 or more sacks in a season he signed an EXT in the following offseason. Also he posted this on 8/17. 8 + 17 = 25. Obviously he has told his greedy ass agent to kick rocks and he is signing for just above Q Williams at 25M APY for 4 years with a team out option for the last year.
It’s basically a done deal.
On April 18th we signed Blaine Gabbert. Clearly it means huge news coming.
I like how he only sometimes uses the exclamation point.
Maybe those are days it wasn’t hot or cold as fuck outside, after many days of hot or cold as fuck outside.
Let’s check Twitter for all “Thank you God” statements and see if they all signed with the Chiefs.
Dude FR believes God reads his tweets. Or Xes. Or whatever they’re called now.