Why Your Team Sucks 2023: Green Bay Packers | Defector
August 19, 2023
Why Your Team Sucks 2023: Green Bay Packers | Defector
6 comments
Article written by a Queens fan. Don’t bother.
This was already posted here last week.
There’s a 39% chance they win the division. A 43% chance they make the playoffs. I like these odds because I made them up
I adore this series, but it always seems like Drew just loses it when he’s writing the Packers entry. Maybe I’m just getting triggered or that’s the point, but the Packers entry never seems quite as funny as other ones
Some dipshit in his moms basement, with a thesaurus, waiting for dad to come home with milk and cigs
These are always great but this dude is always bitter-ass petty Vikes fan too so it can go either way.
6 comments
Article written by a Queens fan. Don’t bother.
This was already posted here last week.
There’s a 39% chance they win the division. A 43% chance they make the playoffs. I like these odds because I made them up
I adore this series, but it always seems like Drew just loses it when he’s writing the Packers entry. Maybe I’m just getting triggered or that’s the point, but the Packers entry never seems quite as funny as other ones
Some dipshit in his moms basement, with a thesaurus, waiting for dad to come home with milk and cigs
These are always great but this dude is always bitter-ass petty Vikes fan too so it can go either way.