“The shooting at Guaranteed Rate Field during a White Sox game was indeed an accidental discharge by one of the women “grazed” by the bullet. She reportedly snuck the gun in past metal detectors hiding it in the folds of her belly fat.”
As I reported on @ESPN1000 just now… the shooting at Guaranteed Rate Field during a #WhiteSox game was indeed an accidental discharge by one of the women “grazed” by the bullet. She reportedly snuck the gun in past metal detectors hiding it in the folds of her belly fat.
— Peggy Kusinski (@peggykusinski) August 29, 2023
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(For some reason the flair choices are almost entirely off the side of my screen in both Chrome or Firefox.. so this seemed like the best option)
o.0
R/brandnewsentence
This is one of the most ‘murica tweets I’ve ever seen.
Oh, that’s all it was. Cool then.
Is this real? Wasn’t the last report that it was a stray round from a mile away? (I’ve never been to Guaranteed Rate so I have no idea if that even makes sense in terms of where there might be gaps in the walls or not.)
the most surprising thing about this story is that there were people at a White Sox game
Literally called it in a post from earlier today boom! Let me figure out how to link it now😂
Fat can’t block a metal detector.
Is this the real reason or is it that it was a stray bullet from a mile away?
Just another day in Chicago..
2 American issues, obesity and gun violence, together for the first time jfc.
Doesn’t get any more South Side than this.
People like this are going to cause us to have to go through full body scans because they can’t be more than half a rascal push from their gun.
That’s the most WhiteSox thing of all time
#allvanillaicefans
My favorite thing about this is the tag “opinions”
I always figured Kyle Rittenhouse’s mom was a Cubs fan.
That last sentence is has never been constructed before.
It’s not over till the fat lady sings or shoots herself”
I mean if you gonna store a gun in your fat folds maybe don’t keep one in the chamber
Big, if true
Even better, because I saw about a dozen instances of people in YouTube comments or tweets covering the Jacksonville shooting saying “What about Black people shooting people in Chicago at baseball games?”
Booom! 💥💥💥
Yep, time for the Sox to relocate.
Plaxico Burress’ sweatpants:
LMFAO
This just…. This just doesn’t even seem like a real headline
What a terrible day to know how to read
So did her fat silence the shot? Is that why no one heard it?
Sigh. It’s rough being a White Sox fan.
Did her outy toe sized belly button pull the trigger?