If it wasn’t embarrassing enough to be a Sox fan.
As I reported on @ESPN1000 just now… the shooting at Guaranteed Rate Field during a #WhiteSox game was indeed an accidental discharge by one of the women “grazed” by the bullet. She reportedly snuck the gun in past metal detectors hiding it in the folds of her belly fat.
— Peggy Kusinski (@peggykusinski) August 29, 2023
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Good god. Why are they protecting her identity and why on earth hasn’t she been arrested yet?
In a season of strange upsetting shit, it keeps getting stranger. I really have no idea what’s going to happen between now and October.
Why did that fat ass need a gun at a baseball game?
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[Fat Gun starring Tom Crouton](https://imgur.com/a/Bmmz5rN)
GUNt
[The CST reported today](https://chicago.suntimes.com/crime/2023/8/29/23850691/white-sox-shooting-new-details) that the wounds to the other woman’s calf and thigh were from two separate gunshots, and based on reports there could have been as many as three bullets found. Did her belly just squeeze the trigger multiple times or was she carrying around a full-auto pistol?
It may have been due to a small nest of rodents that were living in another fold. They got to playing, she started fidgeting, shells started flying. Happens all the time.
Must have been a straight up panzer tank to conceal an entire handgun
In her WHAT???
This is crazier than the Chris Sale situation
So fat acts as a good suppressor. America just got much scarier
I knew the answer was going to be something crazy or stupid…
But wow
What doesn’t kill you, make you stranger Joker. This 2023 season has been a complete cluster fuck. There is no bottom and keeps getting worse
You’re the folds of her belly fat? No, I am!
I feel for the security guards whose new protocol is going to have to be wanding people all up in their rolls 🤢🤮
JFC…can this get any more humiliating?
I remember someone here said they knew someone that was grazed by the bullet. Interestingly enough I’m pretty sure they deleted their comment about it.
Hi, the folds of her belly fat. I’m Patrick.
Peggy is the best, she cracks me the fuck up every show.
Proper safety discipline even with gun in its foldster
“…The Aristocrats!”
As a Sox fan, we go maybe 4-5 times a year for a game. You can’t bring any bags anymore to Guaranteed Rate, I dont even think clutch bags are allowed for women tho I could be wrong.
Before you pass the metal detector, you have to leave phone keys etc in the bin right outside the detector than walk thru. Than you get wanded (inconsistent) right after than you can enter. How tf did this get by if this is legit
I am so glad this was my first MLB game to attend! Came for Vanilla Ice and baseball, got so much more.
Don’t forget in The Wire, Omar’s girl hid a gun in her pussy, drew it and the Vic said “it was the most disgusting thing he’d ever seen.”
Wasn’t this debunked a few days ago?
GOD FORBID SOMEONE HITS THEIR VAPE