BREAKING: The Chicago White Sox are bringing Lorde in as a special advisor

16 comments

1. Good Lorde

2. Ya ya ya

3. Yay Yay Yay

4. I’m for it. She did say she’d never be Royals after all.

5. Randy Marsh

   

6. She can probably play ball better than half the team too

7. Typical White Sox move to sign Lorde when the Kardashians are available.

8. ya ya ya

9. Special advisor ? Like Tony?

10. Lorde help us…

11. “how bout them Royals”

12. We’ve got two Australians on the team now.

    edit: Lorde is from New Zealand you idiot

13. Goddammit take my upvote

14. Somehow I feel like she wouldn’t do any worse than what we got lol

15. It’s 90 feet to 1st base. How many Lordes is that?

16. Randy Marsh?