Mark “u/ClassyKaty Was Right” Canha’s Grand Slam-a of the Game-a by Celine Dion!

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1. WOW! WHAT A SLAM-A! I’m not one to normally do back-to-back Celines from one night to the next but how could I not?! I love this team so much. What a ride Craigtember has been so far. 2-0 in the Northwestern Mutual Era. The last slide is on purpose. Learning from my mistakes last night to never doubt that the Schlubs will lose and make the magic number even lower! GO BREW CREW!

2. It’s true, I was.

3. Right on time my dude! I just posted this request in the post game thread!

4. I came here for this content, and I was not disappointed.

5. Beautiful

6. I want to formally apologize for calling him Schoop the week after the trade

7. ✨ [Insert magic number here] ✨

8. Draw me like one of your French girls, Mark!

9. I love this

10. 😍

11. I would take one of these every night. Thank you.

12. I LOVED that bat flip, but I worry the flip and the slow walk to get his home run trot started will get him thrown at tomorrow.

13. Love that you waited tonight, and the Diamondbacks did not disappoint!