Today Patrick Mahomes turns 28. What are we getting him?
September 17, 2023
Today Patrick Mahomes turns 28. What are we getting him?
20 comments
A kiss on the lips
Hopefully he gives us a W
About a million references to this fact on the broadcast
A win and no more pick-6s.
28 TD passes
Greatest number 15 in sports history
A W.
How about a completely clean pocket all day where he doesn’t even get touched once and completely picks apart the Jags secondary (giving the WRs a chance to redeem themselves). I think he’d be good with that (know we would be, too).
Hot dogs, with ketchup
A lifetime supply of my full support and admiration. A priceless gift, really.
A win!
a W
No drops
A ring (to be acquired in February)
A pony named Bronco
*today also marks 8 years since the Broncos last beat us
20 comments
A kiss on the lips
Hopefully he gives us a W
About a million references to this fact on the broadcast
A win and no more pick-6s.
28 TD passes
Greatest number 15 in sports history
A W.
How about a completely clean pocket all day where he doesn’t even get touched once and completely picks apart the Jags secondary (giving the WRs a chance to redeem themselves). I think he’d be good with that (know we would be, too).
Hot dogs, with ketchup
A lifetime supply of my full support and admiration. A priceless gift, really.
A win!
a W
No drops
A ring (to be acquired in February)
A pony named Bronco
*today also marks 8 years since the Broncos last beat us
Travis Kelce
Not having a very good birthday, sheesh
A competent receiver
Tee Higgins
A RT?