We should win tonight and send Luis Arraez to be with his parents even sooner.

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1. Too bad his parents weren’t witness to that fat L he took today. Chump!

2. “Send him to he with his parents” is a mafia threat if I’ve ever heard one

3. Thought I was going to read about his parents being sick or something. Nope, just had better things to do I guess.

4. Nahh they really said that lets send his ass with his parents sooner

5. I wouldn’t want to inconvenience his parents with a trip to Atlanta let’s just win tonight. Then he can visit them in their home in Florida

6. Saw this yesterday. Bad karma. Essentially guaranteeing a series win. Oof.

7. this one’s for mommy, MOMMMYYYYY.

8. It’s all good he can go watch us play the braves with his parents.

9. Not to mention that he complained about Wheeler getting calls, as if the umpire’s strike zone wasn’t unpredictable all night for both sides. Get fucked, Luis “singles merchant” Arraez.

10. We really should help them reunite. It’s the decent thing to do.

11. Phillies are the nicest team in baseball to help reunite families quicker!

12. Dude can only hit right now. I’m surprised he’s even playing while he literally walked to first after his single last night.

    If he’s the lead runner in any situation, we have a big advantage.

13. Ima die hard Phillies fan but I can’t find it in myself to actually be mad at Luis for believing in himself and his team. Phillies in 2