I took a packet of information about the match up against Dallas tomorrow from Kyries door
October 25, 2023
I’m staying at a hotel in San Antonio and there’s 6 more pages of much juicier information. Just posting one page so yall know im not kidding..Still deciding what to do with it..
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Lmao
Just keep it forever
I hate to be “that guy”, but c’mon man:
That’s a quick way to get yourself fired and your hotel probably blacklisted from having NBA teams stay there.
Obviously the team staff shouldn’t leave stuff outside the rooms like that (and you’d expect whoever did will have consequences) , but I thought it would go without saying that discretion is needed when working in environments like this. Maybe just take a quick photo to gloat to your friends privately, but don’t go posting stuff online. Obviously the page you have posted doesn’t have anything secret, but if you’ve got access to some of their scouting reports that could be a bigger deal.
Can you actually get in trouble for this? I mean, sure you’re not affiliated with the NBA or this hotel, but you’re technically stealing documents no? Also, LOL at “elephant” but blake wesley being our worst free throw shooter is just sad
This is actually p dope OP, now steal their alarm clocks so they’re late for the game
How do you know it’s Kyries room lol
That’s a horrible scouting report. How you gonna give your players preseason stats to study. That scouting report says they shouldn’t guard Keldon who avgs 9PPG… last year he avgd 22PPG and definately needs to be bodied up
Unless you misaligned Kyrie’s chakras this doesn’t really affect anything.
So cool to see this from the coaches perspectives! Would love to see more
Post more of the player pages, I want to know what their scouts are saying about our guys lmao
It’s not like kyrie’s gonna read it anyways.
How you not going to post the page with Wemby?!?!?!
this feels illegal. but please, post more lmao
Pretty terrible infosec on the Mavs’ part I guess
Do any of the pages list ‘confidential’ ? I’m not a lawyer but that’s the only thing I can think of that would be iffy
Hope you don’t get into any trouble OP. With that being said, please show us more lmao
This is so low tech with lots of manual labor the asistants responsbile for printing and distributing these reports. I would have thought that players and coaches will have have team-issued tablets and the reports would be pushed to a platform with videos on player tendencies etc.
Post the rest pls
LOL why wouldn’t they slip them underneath the door? Why would they leave them in front like that? Such a strange thing.
You gonna post Wemby’s analysis or what? Trying to get us to pay you or something? Lol
lol my man!
That’s a pretty nice hotel, what do you do for a living?
This is just a scouting report not some insider info.
There is no monetary value here. And there isn’t any secrets to uncover. Not to the Spurs or ESPN or whoever.
29 comments
Lmao
Just keep it forever
I hate to be “that guy”, but c’mon man:
That’s a quick way to get yourself fired and your hotel probably blacklisted from having NBA teams stay there.
Obviously the team staff shouldn’t leave stuff outside the rooms like that (and you’d expect whoever did will have consequences) , but I thought it would go without saying that discretion is needed when working in environments like this. Maybe just take a quick photo to gloat to your friends privately, but don’t go posting stuff online. Obviously the page you have posted doesn’t have anything secret, but if you’ve got access to some of their scouting reports that could be a bigger deal.
https://preview.redd.it/x3fdccsedawb1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc34a6a9f27d463e73851bf40f98806a205f4d0b
shit, I’ll give you 350 for it?
Can you actually get in trouble for this? I mean, sure you’re not affiliated with the NBA or this hotel, but you’re technically stealing documents no? Also, LOL at “elephant” but blake wesley being our worst free throw shooter is just sad
This is actually p dope OP, now steal their alarm clocks so they’re late for the game
How do you know it’s Kyries room lol
That’s a horrible scouting report. How you gonna give your players preseason stats to study. That scouting report says they shouldn’t guard Keldon who avgs 9PPG… last year he avgd 22PPG and definately needs to be bodied up
Awesome stuff OP!
https://preview.redd.it/3ymq0uxngawb1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b37962b64c5e5060e579276d1e3f967c1929e700
Unless you misaligned Kyrie’s chakras this doesn’t really affect anything.
So cool to see this from the coaches perspectives! Would love to see more
Post more of the player pages, I want to know what their scouts are saying about our guys lmao
It’s not like kyrie’s gonna read it anyways.
How you not going to post the page with Wemby?!?!?!
this feels illegal. but please, post more lmao
Pretty terrible infosec on the Mavs’ part I guess
Do any of the pages list ‘confidential’ ? I’m not a lawyer but that’s the only thing I can think of that would be iffy
Hope you don’t get into any trouble OP. With that being said, please show us more lmao
This is so low tech with lots of manual labor the asistants responsbile for printing and distributing these reports. I would have thought that players and coaches will have have team-issued tablets and the reports would be pushed to a platform with videos on player tendencies etc.
Post the rest pls
LOL why wouldn’t they slip them underneath the door? Why would they leave them in front like that? Such a strange thing.
You gonna post Wemby’s analysis or what? Trying to get us to pay you or something? Lol
lol my man!
That’s a pretty nice hotel, what do you do for a living?
This is just a scouting report not some insider info.
There is no monetary value here. And there isn’t any secrets to uncover. Not to the Spurs or ESPN or whoever.
It’s a cool find. Share the rest.
Can you dm the rest? I am not a puro cop.
Very interesting. Post wemby’s page