I am so sorry, I won’t buy another one! Seems I have a jersey curse…
October 30, 2023
I am so sorry, I won’t buy another one! Seems I have a jersey curse…
17 comments
Apparently I am cursing this team even more then they already are…
Got Julios Jersey before the 2020 season, got to wear/look at it for a year with joy before he got on air and told everyone he wanted out.
Thought I’d like a jersey from a current player so I got Matty Ice… Again, a season, before the Falcona and him parted ways after the whole Watson situation
Koo was amazing that year and I thought what the hell, why not just get a jersey from our kicker. Was up-to-date for a year before Bijan came in and Koo changed his number (honestly pretty good situation compared to the last two but still sad I didn’t have a “current” jersey)
So this season I got tickets to the London game and finally knew I was gonna see the falcons play live!! (I live in europe so until now it wasn’t really an option…) I KNEW I needed a current jersey for that so I wanted to rep the defense and one of the players that’s been with the organization for the longest and got myself a sweet throwback Grady Jarrett jersey… Aaaand again the football god’s say I’m forbidden of having a jersey of a player that’s actually out there on the field.
2 things:
1. I am so, so sorry! It’s all my fault
2. I am willing to take one for the team and hang an ugly ass aints jersey on my wall so I can curse them next? Who should it be? 😂
YOU
Dude same.
Bought a Julio Jones jersey the season before he was traded.
Bought a Calvin Ridley jersey right before he decided to take the year off from football and then got suspended.
I most recently bought a Kyle Pitts jersey and then the talk of trading him started.
Can you buy a ridder jersey, please? Maybe a head coach polo?
If Koo gets hurt or traded I’m going to personally blame you
Honestly, I like rocking my #7 Koo Jersey because so far he’s been the best player on our team the last 3 years and on top of that I kind of am repping Bijan at the same time.
Hopefully Koo changing his number helps him escape the curse
Please burn your Koo jersey. Thank you in advance.
Don’t worry I bought Vic Beasley and Deion Jones jeresys after 2017 that one hurt pretty bad
Did I miss something about Koo? Don’t scare me.
Bro I got a Justin Fields UGA Jersey and then he left for OSU, then I got a Freeman jersey and he left, Todd Gurley jersey on the rams and he left, then I just bought a Brock Bowers jersey before he was injured 🥲. Also got a soler jersey while he was on the Braves and he’s gone.
Buy a ridder jersey
You’re gonna get Bijan next. I have a hunch.
Do what you want, just don’t decorate my place
You have 4 of the most popular jerseys over the last 10 years. It’s not you, you don’t have to feel like the main character
17 comments
Apparently I am cursing this team even more then they already are…
Got Julios Jersey before the 2020 season, got to wear/look at it for a year with joy before he got on air and told everyone he wanted out.
Thought I’d like a jersey from a current player so I got Matty Ice… Again, a season, before the Falcona and him parted ways after the whole Watson situation
Koo was amazing that year and I thought what the hell, why not just get a jersey from our kicker. Was up-to-date for a year before Bijan came in and Koo changed his number (honestly pretty good situation compared to the last two but still sad I didn’t have a “current” jersey)
So this season I got tickets to the London game and finally knew I was gonna see the falcons play live!! (I live in europe so until now it wasn’t really an option…) I KNEW I needed a current jersey for that so I wanted to rep the defense and one of the players that’s been with the organization for the longest and got myself a sweet throwback Grady Jarrett jersey… Aaaand again the football god’s say I’m forbidden of having a jersey of a player that’s actually out there on the field.
2 things:
1. I am so, so sorry! It’s all my fault
2. I am willing to take one for the team and hang an ugly ass aints jersey on my wall so I can curse them next? Who should it be? 😂
YOU
Dude same.
Bought a Julio Jones jersey the season before he was traded.
Bought a Calvin Ridley jersey right before he decided to take the year off from football and then got suspended.
I most recently bought a Kyle Pitts jersey and then the talk of trading him started.
Can you buy a ridder jersey, please? Maybe a head coach polo?
If Koo gets hurt or traded I’m going to personally blame you
Honestly, I like rocking my #7 Koo Jersey because so far he’s been the best player on our team the last 3 years and on top of that I kind of am repping Bijan at the same time.
Hopefully Koo changing his number helps him escape the curse
Please burn your Koo jersey. Thank you in advance.
Don’t worry I bought Vic Beasley and Deion Jones jeresys after 2017 that one hurt pretty bad
Did I miss something about Koo? Don’t scare me.
Bro I got a Justin Fields UGA Jersey and then he left for OSU, then I got a Freeman jersey and he left, Todd Gurley jersey on the rams and he left, then I just bought a Brock Bowers jersey before he was injured 🥲. Also got a soler jersey while he was on the Braves and he’s gone.
Buy a ridder jersey
You’re gonna get Bijan next. I have a hunch.
Do what you want, just don’t decorate my place
You have 4 of the most popular jerseys over the last 10 years. It’s not you, you don’t have to feel like the main character
Don’t speak no evil on Koo
This picture has voo doo doll energy