For limited time only, Gary Bettman has allowed wild life conservationist on to the ice as additional skaters as actual guards for Tyler Myers, Bettman in a highly controversial interview had allowed the Vancouver Canucks to ice an additional two skaters at all times to protect the highly endangered Tyler Myers.
Myers, the Vancouver Canucks defenseman who has been highly criticized this year is in danger of losing his job.
“Keeping Tyler Myers in Vancouver and simultaneously protecting him from Canucks fans is the highest importance to me”.
In other news, former pests in Alex Burrows, Raffi Torres, Matt Cooke amongst others were seen leaving the Canucks practice facility.
He should have been a Brachiosaurus for Halloween.
Being a giraffe unironically is Myers’ neck guard
Tyler myers is the conclusion that Vampires don’t exist.
He could probably just wear Hoglander’s shin pad on his neck
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1 neckguard isn’t enough for a giraffe
For limited time only, Gary Bettman has allowed wild life conservationist on to the ice as additional skaters as actual guards for Tyler Myers, Bettman in a highly controversial interview had allowed the Vancouver Canucks to ice an additional two skaters at all times to protect the highly endangered Tyler Myers.
Myers, the Vancouver Canucks defenseman who has been highly criticized this year is in danger of losing his job.
“Keeping Tyler Myers in Vancouver and simultaneously protecting him from Canucks fans is the highest importance to me”.
In other news, former pests in Alex Burrows, Raffi Torres, Matt Cooke amongst others were seen leaving the Canucks practice facility.
He should have been a Brachiosaurus for Halloween.
Being a giraffe unironically is Myers’ neck guard
Tyler myers is the conclusion that Vampires don’t exist.
He could probably just wear Hoglander’s shin pad on his neck