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New rules as of 11/5/23

  • November 6, 2023


I’m tired of people not knowing the latest nfl rule changes. I see a lot of complaints but it’s clear you’re all uneducated

For you base table jumping clowns – here are the new NFL rules as of various times on 11/5/23

Rule change 1:

All ball spikes are intentional grounding now. You don’t have to be pressured for it to be called.

Old language:

“It is a foul for intentional grounding if a passer, facing an imminent loss of yardage because of pressure from the defense”

New language:

“It is a foul for intentional grounding if a passer, facing an imminent loss of yardage because of pressure from the defense or because the ref feels like it.”

Rule change 2:

Taunting is ok if you flash a peace sign like Tyreek as that is just wishing someone the best, but pointing – even if it could be pointing out a block is illegal

Old language:

“The use of baiting or taunting acts or words that engender ill will between teams.”

New language:

“The use of baiting or taunting acts or words that engender ill will between teams unless you’re really fast and like to batter pregnant women. “

Rule change 3:

Tripping is now legal

Old language: “Tripping is the use of the leg or foot to obstruct any opponent (including a runner).”

New language: “Tripping is the use of the leg or foot to obstruct any opponent (including a runner). Unless you’re wearing bright orange and black and white pants against a green field then it might be hard to see”

Thanks for reading.

DD

14 comments

  1. You forgot that throwing to where you thought your receiver was going to be down the field is now intentional grounding.

  2. There were children watching that game. We can’t have disgusting displays like that finger pointing. Completely unacceptable behavior by Josh Allen.

    He needs to try to be more like the Bengals players who were spinning the ball on the ground in front of Bills players, which we all know is definitely not taunting, rather them just showing a cool trick they can do to their friends.

  4. It is also now considered roughing the passer if you gently wrap your arms around them and make sure they land on you, not you on them, as you’re going to the ground.

  7. It’s because he smiled while doing it. You can’t be out there smiling while you score.

  8. Even Collinsworth, who I can’t stand, was fired up about the BS Intentional grounding call.

    Then he had to backtrack mid sentence in order to not piss off the NFL. He was a Like “I UNDERSTaND YOUR PoINT BUT thenflisalwaysright my master I apologize for the outrage.”

  9. NFL = WWE

    It’s not real competition. It’s a show. All decisions are made around the objective of keeping the show engaging and entertaining. They don’t care if the rules are inconsistent, nor do they care if they’re made up, so long as you’re watching every week.

  10. Let’s play a game, take a shot every time a Bengal’s player has their hand in a Bill’s player mask without a penalty 🥴😵

  12. Bro tried to use Tyreek as an example when he is probably the most fined player in the league 🤣

  14. It was taunting. Why the fuck else would he point and laugh at him after juking him. You can not like the rule but he definitely taunted him. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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